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#42003 - 07/29/04 04:46 PM Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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I haven't been this disgusted since i found out haley was half mexican. (zenman)


Edited by smelly monkey (07/29/04 05:01 PM)
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#42004 - 07/29/04 04:48 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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You´re gay, Monky.

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#42005 - 07/29/04 04:53 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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You´re gay, Monky.





(monkey) (smartt and lord byron) (zenman)



Being smartt isn't that hard, and it gives me a chance to give my brain a few minutes off.
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#42006 - 07/29/04 04:54 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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#42007 - 07/29/04 05:05 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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This information doesn't trouble me because I only hate half of the French and she ain't in that half.
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#42008 - 07/29/04 07:03 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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Quote:

I haven't been this disgusted since i found out haley was half mexican. (zenman)




Yes i am... don t like it?

FUCK YOU!

BTW, pretty happy to disgust you...

Still love you,
sincerely, your french whore
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#42009 - 07/29/04 07:04 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
melissa Offline
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will u one day spell my name correctly?
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#42010 - 07/29/04 07:17 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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i angered the french, i didn't think that was possible.
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#42011 - 07/29/04 07:20 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
melissa Offline
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well sorry i m french i don t understand what the fuck "i angered the french" means...

what s this fucking word "angered"? thats means hate???

LOVE, yours truly
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#42012 - 07/29/04 07:23 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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Quote:

well sorry i m french i don t understand what the fuck "i angered the french" means...

what s this fucking word "angered"? thats means hate???





I like you, you are like a more attractive , less hateful sammura. Blame whitey.
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#42013 - 07/29/04 07:41 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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Quote:

well sorry i m french i don t understand what the fuck "i angered the french" means...

what s this fucking word "angered"? thats means hate???

LOVE, yours truly




mettre en colère
courroucer
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Vive la France!
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#42014 - 07/29/04 07:44 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
Smelly Monkey Offline
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zenman your thoughts on the masturbating zenman refrences in the posts above?. (fayner) (zenman)
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#42015 - 07/29/04 07:48 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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Monkey, this may be one of your finest threads. I can't stop laughing. That shit with zenman ( no offense zenman! )

I love french whores. Ahh, I miss Montreal. Nothing like a girl telling you to fuck her harder in Francais voice.

M-E-L-I-S-S-A, you're gorgeous
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#42016 - 07/29/04 07:54 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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Quote:

Monkey, this may be one of your finest threads. I can't stop laughing. That shit with zenman ( no offense zenman! )

I love french whores. Ahh, I miss Montreal. Nothing like a girl telling you to fuck her harder in Francais voice.

M-E-L-I-S-S-A, you're gorgeous





I know, its so childish yet everytime i see it i giggle. zenman, LOL.


Melliss is great.


M-E-L-L-I-S-S.
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#42017 - 07/29/04 07:54 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
zenman Offline
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Hey, don't knock France till you've been there. It's truly bitchin'.
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#42018 - 07/29/04 09:26 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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I haven't been this disgusted since i found out haley was half mexican. (zenman)



Well,I guess Zenman is going to be disgusted again because I'm half Mexican myself.
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#42019 - 07/29/04 11:40 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
zenman Offline
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I don't give a shit who's half-Mexican, especially the whores.
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#42020 - 07/29/04 11:57 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
Sergio T. Offline
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My mistake Zen,I read the post wrong. Thats Monkey's quote,not yours.
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#42021 - 07/30/04 12:46 AM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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Quote:

My mistake Zen,I read the post wrong. Thats Monkey's quote,not yours.






chico your not mexican, you like cuban or something. You latino heart throb you.
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#42022 - 07/30/04 04:16 AM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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I have sampled French women, Mexican women American women and Itallian women. Quite frankly I couldnt taste the difference!
PHATBOY

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#42023 - 07/30/04 04:47 AM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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French men are arrogant and pretentious french women are hot. Maybe french men are so bad because they know they have all the french women.

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#42024 - 07/30/04 07:03 AM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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Quote:

chico your not mexican, you like cuban or something



No.I am Mexican,half anyway. Didnt know you were prejudice, Monkey.
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#42025 - 07/30/04 07:05 AM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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I have sampled French women, Mexican women American women and Itallian women. Quite frankly I couldnt taste the difference!
PHATBOY



Thats right PHATBOY. Its all pink in the middle and thats what counts.
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#42026 - 07/30/04 07:40 AM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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I saw one that was green in the middle one time!!!
I skipped that one and and licked her asshole out instead!
I happen to be somewhat of a.....well.....licker of the female butthole!!!
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#42027 - 07/30/04 07:42 AM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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Green? Thats just wrong. Was it the She-Hulk?
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#42028 - 07/30/04 07:55 AM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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She-Hulk???
Are you referring to Jewell Denyle?
PHATBOY

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#42029 - 07/30/04 08:43 AM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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Quote:

I have sampled French women, Mexican women American women and Itallian women. Quite frankly I couldnt taste the difference!





Yep, gonorrhea tastes the same no matter where you're at.
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#42030 - 07/30/04 02:05 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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chico your not mexican, you like cuban or something


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No.I am Mexican,half anyway. Didnt know you were prejudice, Monkey.






No chico, i think if you check again you will see your cuban, i'm pretty sure about it. You didn't know the monkey was prejudice?. Are you kidding?.
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#42031 - 07/30/04 03:28 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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The monkey isn´t even human. He doesn´t discriminate just races; he discriminate SPECIES.

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#42032 - 07/31/04 02:37 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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I am glad to hear she is French. Perhaps she will be more inclined to SURRENDER her ass. I also love the french porn star Fovea.... what a hottie!
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#42033 - 07/31/04 03:58 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
melissa Offline
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i agree, Fovea was great!!!!
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#42034 - 07/31/04 04:21 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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I just don't like french people, i think they all smell, have annoying accents and have no regard for personal hygiene, they are like a pompous version of brazil without the aids. Sorry meliss , nothing personal on you, and im sorry that you're french too, that sucks.
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#42035 - 07/31/04 04:40 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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Except for Rebecca Lord and Melissa
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#42036 - 07/31/04 04:44 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
melissa Offline
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that s true!!! We are snobby, we smell, we have annoying accents...and what? Oh, we eat lots of mayonnaise.
And we hate everybody. Including my love Smelly Monkey

I won t post what most of french people think americans are...
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#42037 - 07/31/04 05:31 PM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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We already know what most French people think of americans, that is why you are hearing all these comments about the French. If they liked us and were grateful for our assistance in WWI and WWII then we would like them much more. But you ladies are hot though
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#42038 - 08/31/04 04:25 AM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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Hey Melissa, are you dating Brandon Irons? If yes does he require you to wear the toilet seat in public as well as when you are at home?

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#42039 - 08/31/04 06:01 AM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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Melissa just said that Smelly Monkey is her love, and she is dating Brandon Iron. Should we be putting 2 and 2 together, or 8 1/2 and 8 1/2 together?

I just want my Monkey back.

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#42040 - 08/31/04 06:17 AM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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Quote:

Melissa just said that Smelly Monkey is her love, and she is dating Brandon Iron. Should we be putting 2 and 2 together, or 8 1/2 and 8 1/2 together?

I just want my Monkey back.






fuck the Monkey in his dirty chimp ass.

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#42041 - 08/31/04 10:33 AM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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Hey Melissa, are you dating Brandon Irons? If yes does he require you to wear the toilet seat in public as well as when you are at home?




Well, ... that s part of my private life, you know.
Whats going on between Brandon and me should stay private.

Sorry, no hot details for you...
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#42042 - 08/31/04 10:35 AM Re: Mellisa lauren is FRENCH
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Brandon is cool.
Monkey is cool.
Melissa is hot as fuck.
Kyoto is a happy person, with a huge cock.
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