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#420016 - 04/28/09 08:36 PM Kara Dioguardi
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APPROVED! That is all.
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#420017 - 04/28/09 09:10 PM Re: Kara Dioguardi
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Shut up you hoary twat.
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#420018 - 04/28/09 09:45 PM Re: Kara Dioguardi
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Fiend = Paula
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#420019 - 04/28/09 09:55 PM Re: Kara Dioguardi
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I don't even know Kara Dioguardi or Paula.
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#420020 - 04/28/09 10:03 PM Re: Kara Dioguardi
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They're on a show I don't watch aside from vid clips on Hulu.
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#420021 - 04/28/09 10:07 PM Re: Kara Dioguardi
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I only watch movies and anime which I download. I havn't watched tv in 3 years.
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#420022 - 04/28/09 11:15 PM Re: Kara Dioguardi
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APPROVED! That is all.




+1 I've spent quite a few bedtimes with her, mentally.
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#420023 - 04/28/09 11:16 PM Re: Kara Dioguardi
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While we're on the topic, anyone else think they're trying to elbow Paula off the show? She was a disgrace last season, what with the drinking or drugs.
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#420024 - 04/28/09 11:18 PM FUCK Kara Dioguardi
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#420025 - 04/29/09 06:53 AM Re: FUCK Kara Dioguardi
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I'd fuck her in the ass while she sang a medley of the top songs she's written. I'd be banging hard, and give her a smack every time she muffed a note.

During the audition shows, you could see her panties getting wet when she heard something she liked. Even more obvious than Paula, who they won't get rid of because every mental bitch in America connects with her.
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#420026 - 04/29/09 08:49 AM Re: FUCK Kara Dioguardi
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My girl is a... said:
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every mental bitch in America connects with her.




Whoah not me! Two kids and one wigger* later, I think I "connect" more with Britney. (Wigger according to some*) They may have been right, that Fedora is practically glued on to his head. ***buuuurrrrppppp***



I think Gia may "connect" more with Paula.
Not sure why, she seems like a real 'downer' to be around...





She's hot!, Paula must have definetely "upped" her hourly dosage...
Must suck to have someone younger and better looking practically replacing you...


I like her hair better in this one.
I'm not sure which is more current.
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#420027 - 04/29/09 12:25 PM Re: FUCK Kara Dioguardi
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I connect more with Kara. Hence, why I made a Kara thread, silly. You connect with Paula. You both babble incoherently, have mood swings, and love substance abuse.
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#420028 - 04/29/09 12:49 PM Re: FUCK Kara Dioguardi
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^ FTW!
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#420029 - 04/29/09 01:17 PM Re: FUCK Kara Dioguardi
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I just heard this the other day on Howard. Paula doesn't take drugs!!! She has severe neck pain (probably from holding up that empty head) and takes MEDICATION. Medication isn't drugs. Drugs are illegal. Her doctor wouldn't give her anything illegal.
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#420030 - 04/29/09 01:23 PM Re: FUCK Kara Dioguardi
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American Idol? Our location manager literary can't start the day without talking about this blasted show.
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#420031 - 04/29/09 02:04 PM Re: FUCK Kara Dioguardi
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Gia connects with Kara because she's a cunt.
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#420032 - 04/29/09 07:38 PM Re: FUCK Kara Dioguardi
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G.Jordan said:
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I connect more with Kara. Hence, why I made a Kara thread, silly. You connect with Paula. You both babble incoherently, have mood swings, and love substance abuse.



Hence, I why said Britney.


Were closer in age, Paula is much, much older, bitter and alone... Has been, for a while now, it happens...

I was just trying to have some humor and fun with what I read on XPT...


But thanks for breaking it down.


@My girl is a nosy bitch. Yeah I read that somewhere, about her "meds" but you know you can't believe everything you read. I might have been right when I said she "upped her dosage"....

I wonder if Skeeter babbles?
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#420033 - 04/30/09 05:24 AM Re: FUCK Kara Dioguardi
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I wonder if Skeeter babbles?




No one's cared what Skeeter's done since Gigi left. Jesus woman, at least be somewhat original...everyone around here knows that Skeeter is Gigi's bit. Maybe you wouldn't suck so much if you'd just be yourself instead of trying to emulate popular posters.
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#420034 - 04/30/09 06:29 AM Re: FUCK Kara Dioguardi
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I wonder if Skeeter babbles?




No one's cared what Skeeter's done since Gigi left. Jesus woman, at least be somewhat original...everyone around here knows that Skeeter is Gigi's bit.



EVERYONE KNOWS!


Gigi:Skeeter;
Electro:Ted Bundy;

^^^It's been said before...



Do you have a problem with remembering Gigi?
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#420035 - 04/30/09 06:34 AM Re: FUCK Kara Dioguardi
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Do you have a problem with remembering Gigi?




No, I really like Gigi, but I don't think you need to steal her material so people will like you. Be original.

EDIT: I'm seriously not even trying to be mean on this one. The carbon copy shticks that you re-use from other posters is one of the reasons so many people start shit with you. Sure, you aren't the only one who does it, we all do, but you do it constantly.

The graphics you created = original, everything else = not.


Edited by Vizzle (04/30/09 06:41 AM)
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#420036 - 04/30/09 08:54 AM Re: FUCK Kara Dioguardi
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No, I really like Gigi, but I don't think you need to steal her material so people will like you. Be original.

EDIT: I'm seriously not even trying to be mean on this one. The carbon copy shticks that you re-use from other posters is one of the reasons so many people start shit with you. Sure, you aren't the only one who does it, we all do, but you do it constantly.

The graphics you created = original, everything else = not.



The Skeeker "schtick" is more of a "tribute" to Gigi...

Can't respond to the rest. I'd be giving up too much. But thanks.
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