"Licorice isn't bad. But I can't think of how to use it in a sentence to say something dirty to you."

I'd Licorice and anything else she wanted me to lick as well. I think I mean that Marley. I can turn 98.2% of the shit I run across in a day into a sexual inuedo. Don't believe me? Ask Pretty lol. It's not that hard really, you just gotta...

-Keep It Dirty

...working in foodservice fuckin' RULES! Sometimes I miss the brainlessness of it...and the tips from the ladies.