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#419908 - 04/28/09 05:34 PM FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Do Not Book This Girl
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
This just arrived in my mailbox via All Media Play:

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Do Not Book This Girl; Reward Offered for Information

(Hollywood, CA) Bo Kenney of SexZ Pictures wanted to spread the word that a new girl is attempting to shoot adult movies in LA and recommends that you do not hire her. Her family is offering a cash reward for information leading to her safe return home.

She is from a prominent Washington, DC area family and her father is a Russian diplomat who happens to be a next door neighbor of Kenney. The parents feel the girl has been wrongly influenced by a black man who claims to be a talent agent named Leonard (sometimes going by the name Shawn).

Anyaa is 18, with model good looks, 5’10” with dark chestnut brown hair to the middle of her back. She has no accent but can speak fluent Russian. She might have a driver’s license from Virginia, Maryland or D.C. or possibly a new one from another state. Her agent is currently seeking work for her in the LA adult movie business.

Information leading to her exact location and return will lead to a cash award. “I really appreciate anybody in the industry that knows the whereabouts of this girl getting in touch with me,” Kenney said.

If you have information regarding Anyaa’s whereabouts, please contact Bo Kenney immediately bo@sexz.com



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#419909 - 04/28/09 05:37 PM Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Do Not Book This Girl
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
EVERY. SINGLE. THING. ABOUT. THAT. TURNS ME ON.
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#419910 - 04/28/09 05:42 PM Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Do Not Book This Girl
XPT RIP Offline
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Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
seriously. the pre-cum is already dripping out of my dickhead.


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#419911 - 04/28/09 05:52 PM Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Do Not Book This Girl
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Registered: 01/10/06
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Loc: NYC
Which would make it a fine movie promo...

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#419912 - 04/28/09 05:57 PM Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Do Not Book This Girl
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
A fine everything. I'm thinking a mini series like Lace, but kinda like Gossip Girl, a Harold Robbins novel, and Gag Factor all rolled into one.
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#419913 - 04/28/09 06:19 PM Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Do Not Book This Girl
99% Fiction Offline
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Well I guess its a race. Will the Russian Mob find them before the first ATM scene?
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#419914 - 04/28/09 07:13 PM Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Do Not Book This Girl
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Get your ass in gear, Steward....
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#419915 - 04/28/09 07:46 PM Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Do Not Book This Girl
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Someone smart needs to shoot this girl then promise her family that the scene will never be released but only for a ridiculous amount of money.
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#419916 - 04/28/09 07:54 PM Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Do Not Book This Girl
turningblue Offline
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Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
Quote:

Someone smart needs to shoot this girl then promise her family that the scene will never be released but only for a ridiculous amount of money.




Gia, I think that your girl ChilledStoli should be on the case.
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#419917 - 04/28/09 11:12 PM Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Do Not Book This Girl
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I just totally beat off to this thread.
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#419918 - 04/28/09 11:31 PM Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Do Not Book This Girl
D.W. Offline
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Registered: 05/29/07
Posts: 136
Quote:

Someone smart needs to shoot this girl then promise her family that the scene will never be released but only for a ridiculous amount of money.




Then release it anyways

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#419919 - 04/29/09 01:55 AM Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Do Not Book This Girl
SuperDuperBored Offline
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Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
Quote:

Anyaa is 18, with model good looks, 5’10” with dark chestnut brown hair to the middle of her back. She has no accent but can speak fluent Russian.




Mmmm. tall girl that can speak russian if needed. She sounds like Nika Noire... before the horrible bolt ons.

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#419920 - 04/29/09 09:31 AM Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Do Not Book This Girl
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
The fully part is that the family will no doubt kill this girl once someone rats her out for the reward. Either way, I wonder how much it is? Lol.
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#419921 - 04/29/09 12:04 PM Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Do Not Book This Girl
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

EVERY. SINGLE. THING. ABOUT. THAT. TURNS ME ON.




[tritone]Are you turned on thinking of a hot black stud such as myself?[/tritone]
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#419922 - 04/30/09 07:36 AM Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Do Not Book This Girl
butterman Offline
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Registered: 01/16/06
Posts: 467
Loc: Yankee Stadium
Got a picture??
She probably ran away before she got nailed by her Kennedy neighbors. If they live near water don't get in the car!


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#419923 - 04/30/09 10:42 AM Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Do Not Book This Girl
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
1998: One lonely night in San jose, I found myself in the company of a 19 year old honey from the pacific northwest (picture Boise Idaho ... at least that is where the long distance call she made that spurred this incident went to...) She blabbed in between blow jobs about how she ran away from home when she was 16 because she was bored, horny, yearning for independence and wanted to make money fast....so she became a whore in the Bay Area. Since then she has been trying to "reconcile" with her parents, particualrly her dad. Soooooo, when she asked to use my phone and I said "sure", she apparently called mumsy and poppa....

Long story short...2 weeks later, while I was traveling and away from the condo, a PI shows up looking for "the resident of unit XXX-XX", whom the property manager/caretaker politely tells "Isnt here right now, may I take your name and number and I'll have Mr Burglar contAct you when he gets back?" The gumshoe then shares with the manager why he is there....the daughter of the client who hired him called from this residence and the family is very interested in finding the girl and tracking her down.

The manager, well familiar with me and my lifestyle, promptly calls me down in L.A. and tells me what has transpired....I call the PI immediately and share as much as I feel I can without incriminating myself, trying to also gauge just what the fuck is up with this girl and if I myself am in any serious danger.

Turns out, her parents were staunch right wing christian conservative whack jobs...the girl wasnt on any drugs (much to my dismay) and seemed relatively sure of herself, given her life choices and "profession", so I didnt feel any compunction calling the folks and telling them their daughter was safe. I DID HAVE THE URGE to call them and tell them how fucking hott their baby girl looked with a load of splooge on her tongue just before she swallowed....but the better angel of my nature prevailed and I never called the girl again.

Like the banner implies....that girl you are splooging into is someone's daughter, never forget that! It's the whole point


ALSO: be careful about allowing whores to use your phone(s)...
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#419924 - 04/30/09 10:53 AM Re: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Do Not Book This Girl
Wankus was my Daddy Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 316
Loc: Outside Daddy's new Church
Lot's of life's lessons in your little ditty Burg. Especially about the phone. The trolls on this blog should take heed.
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