1998: One lonely night in San jose, I found myself in the company of a 19 year old honey from the pacific northwest (picture Boise Idaho ... at least that is where the long distance call she made that spurred this incident went to...) She blabbed in between blow jobs about how she ran away from home when she was 16 because she was bored, horny, yearning for independence and wanted to make money fast....so she became a whore in the Bay Area. Since then she has been trying to "reconcile" with her parents, particualrly her dad. Soooooo, when she asked to use my phone and I said "sure", she apparently called mumsy and poppa....
Long story short...2 weeks later, while I was traveling and away from the condo, a PI shows up looking for "the resident of unit XXX-XX", whom the property manager/caretaker politely tells "Isnt here right now, may I take your name and number and I'll have Mr Burglar contAct you when he gets back?" The gumshoe then shares with the manager why he is there....the daughter of the client who hired him called from this residence and the family is very interested in finding the girl and tracking her down.
The manager, well familiar with me and my lifestyle, promptly calls me down in L.A. and tells me what has transpired....I call the PI immediately and share as much as I feel I can without incriminating myself, trying to also gauge just what the fuck is up with this girl and if I myself am in any serious danger.
Turns out, her parents were staunch right wing christian conservative whack jobs...the girl wasnt on any drugs (much to my dismay) and seemed relatively sure of herself, given her life choices and "profession", so I didnt feel any compunction calling the folks and telling them their daughter was safe. I DID HAVE THE URGE to call them and tell them how fucking hott their baby girl looked with a load of splooge on her tongue just before she swallowed....but the better angel of my nature prevailed and I never called the girl again.
Like the banner implies....that girl you are splooging into is someone's daughter, never forget that! It's the whole point
ALSO: be careful about allowing whores to use your phone(s)...