Is it blatent assholery to point this out?

"I'm still get can't over the fact..."

Me too! I'm still aback taken a self my little! I'll say it a thousand more times I'm sure, but thank you Gia. I read that one post and just kinda went "yeah, huh!"

Pretty- We're pickin' each other's wedding wear. No fishnets, no wedding, capishe?

Goat- I have always wanted Suitcase Pimp on my resume', right next to trucker, cowboy, clown, rockstar, mope, waiter, and most notably, carney, to name a few. Thanks for the "knighthood"

Lou- No bullshit, you are right on the $$$. My dad used to drop me at school in his freightliner crane. It gets you noticed, if nothing else. Hey, I still need a best man yo...

Corny- Actually, I'm gettin' married so I can take a break from fuckin'. You have NO IDEA what it takes to keep stride with a whore like Pretty. There was no diet, no veganism, no gym, no sweatin' to the oldies...it's all bullshit! I lost all my weight fuckin' keepin' pace with Pretty. fortyseventeen times a day wears on a man lol

Backdoor- Yes, yes we have.

Fiend- I'll make it happen and send out the link

Coke- I'm already registered here Nat'l Sex Offender Regisrty thanks for asking!

Mark- I'm getting MARRIED, so this is actually gonna pan out for them as an increase in my business. They're all pulling out each other's hair and punching their own teeth in to get a crack at a bridesmaid spot.

Conq- Yes, it's real and yes I'll have the lizards bungee corded to the back of my trailer hold beer cans.

Chuck- SWEET! I'll bring the "fat amish Dirty" clips with me for comic relief.

Now then, where to have the bachelor party, and who can we get to entertain at this fuckin' bash?!?!?! One thing is certain. No showers of ANY kind. That's how you...

-Keep It Dirty

...I knew you'd eventually show me your tits Electro. I hope my hair looks HALF that good on my wedding day. For real. I mean that.