WOW! I'm actually at a loss for words right now (no I'm not) and a little whelmed by the wonderful responses. Thank you XPT. These are all fantastic ideas as well, by the way, so keep 'em comin'! I was just gonna tie a few lizards to the trailer door (for later) and throw either a just married or a for sale sign on 'em. Maybe one of each.

-Keep It Dirty

...cuz I have found in my "travels" that dangling lizards from the trailer not only gets you mad props on the C.B. but it also prevents her from running away when you stop. Plus, she doesn't smell up the cab.