Titanic tits anchor
Shroom-tatted tart
Skylar Rain's funbags
Cradle Iron Jr.

She's as hideous as her crappy faded ink and Ed Hardy shirt from Marshall's.

I bet the guy in the trailer next door bought a tattoo gun at a pawn shop.

Her ta-tas made me do it.

That aint right man. That just pure and simple aint right.

Definitely seen worse at 2am in at the bar. But Damn! That is one fucking cheap ass tat..

Fairies on mushrooms and snakes.....SOOOO overdone, right? Not the way Skylar rocks it. She's expressing herself just as I expressed myself....all over her tongue.

She looks like a bunch of carnies expressed themselves with rit dye and a dirty needle.

Gia, you are clearly intimidated by the skull and cross bones of her necklace in pic 1. When you study pic 2 below it, though, you will see her "Come hither" attitude.
She's the Grand Prize in this oral carnival called porn. No corn dog for her. Just a weiner in front of 2 buns.

After our scene, I gave her a hammer and we played Whack A Mole. It was cheaper than going to a clinic and she got all of mine.

Cute face, nice natural rack, and it's good to see a girl with some meat on her bones for a change.

Isn't it nice to see an average, girl-next-door type for a change? I like seeing a new performer, man. I really do.

You people must live in the trailer park if that's your idea of the girl-next-door type.

Nope, just a regular guy that likes natural blondes, natural tits and women who know what to do with a steak knife. I don't care for the ink or the necklace, and she probably is trailer trash.. but I don't want to marry her, just fuck her.

I do a bikini litmus test. If you were in Vegas at a hotel and Skylar walked by in a bikini, would you turn your head? For me, yes. I think she's a nice girl with a slutty look to her. I love that she eats loads. Compare her with some fiesty, pretty young thing who won't even suck your dick. It's no contest.

where was the suitcase pimp? waiting outside in a 80's ford bronco ?

Like me, she came alone.

I'd say the suitcase pimp was back at the motel cooking up some meth, but she's a lil to pudgy to be on meth.

Her tat was the first clue....

Girl-Next-Door types are usually pretty in a natural way, but not glam or exotic. Think Kelly Kline, early Jenna Haze, or Lexi Belle.

I don't know about Jenna Haze ever being a girl next door type. She was more like the chick in high school all the guy were intimidated by. Lexi Belle, dead on though.

Ashlynn Brooke is another girl next door, IMO. Honestly, Bree Olson too...both are

One man gettin' angry over another man gettin' some head.

Anger? Where?

In your head, sir. Your head.

You assume too much, Mattress King.

Sir, I have spent the past 11 and 3/4 years studying the human psyche. You are a disgruntled rageaholic one post away from going postal.

You need more time to evaluate obviously.

No, not really. I call 'em like I see 'em.
Now, do you have anything to say about Skylar, you attention-grabbing, look-at-me-ME, I-have-to-somehow-make-this-about-me-and-my-unasked-for-opinions guy?

Just because you didn't ask for them, doesn't mean I'm not going to give them, Herp Dwarf.

So this addiction thing, does it permit you to stop shooting when you have an outbreak, or is it such an uncompromising fix that needs feeding, even at the expense of infecting these trailer trash cum dumpsters with your seed?

You're free to give them. I'm just wondering when you are going to be done. I mean, I'm posting pics of a naked woman who eats cum for my site. That's what I'm into. You....not so much, it seems.

Like I say, it's about one man gettin' angry over another man gettin' some head. It's ok if you don't even realize it yet but I hope you find the courage to deal with your issues soon. You can waste years of your life, my friend.

I'm sure you have something fascinating to post, so I will yield to you....again....but I'm hoping and praying it is something 1.) about Skylar or 2.) new or 3.) not a personal attack that is just a defense mechanism used to deal with your own inner turmoil and pain caused by not receiving the kind of love and attention you seek.

Ummm, that man isn't me, sorry. I don't seek love & attention from anyone, you assclown. Yet somehow, that makes me angry?

Just because there are those of us who don't share your fucked up sexual addiction doesn't make us defective or baggage wielding.

You pay the whores, they suck you off, end of story. You've turned an addiction into a job, fascinating. Otherwise, you're pathetic. Now get in the PXP mobile & drive off into the sunset in search of your next trailer park.

Oh, great. Another me me me attention hog. Clearly, you thought the invitation to the appropriately named "Eric who?" was somehow directed towards you.

It wasn't.

Oh, please. I'm the one throwing the Skylar Rain party and you are just pooping all over it.

I wipe you from my mind in a double-ply, time-to-get-high second. I share my love of women and all I get in return are your smelly, soiled replies that harden with time. I recoil as you coil up in a soft-serve ice cream swirl.

Keep coiling.

Now we are starting to agree.