I get e-mails each and every week. Most are from guys who want to be talent. Invariably, they want to be guaranteed a full-time job fucking hot women each day before they leave their Quick E Mart position to come out west.

The other group are guys who want to intern or whatever term they want to couch it in. They think my one-man band operation is a multi-national corporation. "Please...PLEASE....let me be your man in Shanghai!"

It's just a dude gettin' some head. That's it. Some shoots have more than one dude. That's that. Class dismissed.

There is no Sales and Marketing Division. There are no Black Ops or covert opertations flying to exotic locations. The caviar dish is empty and the champagne bottles are empty from all the enemas that have been given lately.

If you want to produce content, buy a camera and hire some women. Then try to recoup your investment. If successful, repeat.