With gas prices this cheap I'll even drive up there. I've got this hot neon-yellow speedo too.


Is it me or do Jim South (Junior now I guess) and World Modeling offer more than its fair share of crazy whores? You don't hear about stories like this with the other talent agents.


What the fuck did this shooter expect though? I always considered porn stars a lot like puppies: leave them alone for more than an hour, or two tops, and you can expect thousands of dollars in damage.

And you leave her with an open mini-fridge all night without engaging the child lock on it?