I was rooting for the bear when I read the headline. Too bad.

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"She walked quickly for a few seconds before her fear overcame her and she began to run. The 4-foot-tall brown bear galloped behind her for about 20 seconds until she reached the roadway... A car brushed her to the ground and the driver slowed as Swendsen screamed that she was being chased by a bear. But the driver, an older woman, sped off and the three cars behind it passed by as well, said Swendsen, reached by cell phone at the hospital."

This story would have been a billion times better had this person been exploded by a tractor trailer at full speed. Maybe next time. Bears need to step up their game.

I want to wander into the woods and find bear trophies nailed to walls, like bits they have collected from humans they have chased into traffic. I really hate people.

Whoa! What has created this hatred of the human race?


Hang on at least until I get Europa Universalis up and running.