Taryn Thomas, famous for flaking out and being a prostitute, was due to appear at a porno store in San Diego County, but called the store's owners and said she couldn't come because she had "that swine flue they're talking about on TV."

She was seen the next day with a distinct odor of alcohol on her breath, leading many to believe she had "bottle flu" instead.

Way to go, Chub Chub you vile whore...milk those infectious diseases for all they're worth.