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#419363 - 05/02/09 05:09 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

I've decided to share some screencaps with you all.

To the two of you who are upset at my breach of XPT confidentiality, fuck off and read another thread until the page fills up.




If I recall correct, half of the people cheering Marley on now were screaming murder, when other posters did this.

Just saying.
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#419364 - 05/02/09 05:59 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Contacts, that's interesting terminology for chloroform saturated rags.
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#419365 - 05/02/09 06:03 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Hahaha. Marley, thanks for posting those.

I mean, everyone knows the guy is a creep but I didn't realize the extent.
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#419366 - 05/02/09 06:18 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Reading this made me feel creepy.....taking Marley's pic off my desktop now !
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#419367 - 05/02/09 07:35 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
cobalt60 Offline
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Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
Quote:

...this comment belongs in the "Clans of XPT" thread, imo.




I'll make a note of it. Meanwhile, since it has been a while, I did do some looking around last night, and I wrote a little song about it. Wanna hear it? Hear it goes:

XPT? Now who would post there?
What do they look like? And what do they wear?
There are mopes, and dopes, and Popes on ropes,
Pricks, hicks, diggers of chicks with dicks,
And those who fancy them bare down there.

Some scary, some crazy, some really fucked up,
Some funny, some lazy, some girls and a cup,
Now Dasher, on Dancer! Excuse me, wrong song,
Some whores who get paid to get slapped down with dong,
And a monkey who's smelly ..

.. something about a cage .. ADT rejects .. the web design equivalent of a train wreck in Bangladesh ..

Aw, fuck it. That wasn't going to get any better as it went along.
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#419368 - 05/02/09 08:52 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

Quote:

...this comment belongs in the "Clans of XPT" thread, imo.




I'll make a note of it. Meanwhile, since it has been a while, I did do some looking around last night, and I wrote a little song about it. Wanna hear it? Hear it goes:

XPT? Now who would post there?
What do they look like? And what do they wear?
There are mopes, and dopes, and Popes on ropes,
Pricks, hicks, diggers of chicks with dicks,
And those who fancy them bare down there.

Some scary, some crazy, some really fucked up,
Some funny, some lazy, some girls and a cup,
Now Dasher, on Dancer! Excuse me, wrong song,
Some whores who get paid to get slapped down with dong,
And a monkey who's smelly ..

.. something about a cage .. ADT rejects .. the web design equivalent of a train wreck in Bangladesh ..

Aw, fuck it. That wasn't going to get any better as it went along.


I have devoted an entire thread to the faggotry at ADT. You are an integral part of that gayness. I hope Steve Holmes sneaks into your apartment at night and shoots his HIVsperm into your mouth. Fuck off and die.

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#419369 - 05/02/09 09:38 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
cobalt60 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
Quote:

I have devoted an entire thread to the faggotry at ADT. You are an integral part of that gayness. I hope Steve Holmes sneaks into your apartment at night and shoots his HIVsperm into your mouth. Fuck off and die.




Wow, dude, I'm honored. I wasn't expecting the welcome wagon or anything, but I was starting to wonder. Please link to said thread so I may see how many hours of your worthless life you've wasted on it.
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#419370 - 05/02/09 09:42 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

No im not the king, Im ranked 25th, just ahead of MON* and Da burg and just behind Tatty, XPT prom king at the moment is Eric, with LG second and Panzer 3rd




I never went to prom, ya know social anxiety & all.
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#419371 - 05/02/09 12:49 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

Quote:

I have devoted an entire thread to the faggotry at ADT. You are an integral part of that gayness. I hope Steve Holmes sneaks into your apartment at night and shoots his HIVsperm into your mouth. Fuck off and die.




Wow, dude, I'm honored. I wasn't expecting the welcome wagon or anything, but I was starting to wonder. Please link to said thread so I may see how many hours of your worthless life you've wasted on it.


Says the ADT pissmop who bothered to write a poem about XPT.

Oh, and you're definitely in this thread sporto: http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=shitlist&Number=201570&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1

Happy reading. Remember to get your Ritalin from Mom when you're done.

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#419372 - 05/02/09 01:06 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
...I'm in that thread, too.
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#419373 - 05/02/09 01:07 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Quote:


If I recall correct, half of the people cheering Marley on now were screaming murder, when other posters did this.

Just saying.




Screaming murder for showing stalker messages? Link please!
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#419374 - 05/02/09 01:13 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Quote:

If I recall correct, half of the people cheering Marley on now were screaming murder, when other posters did this.
Just saying.



Screaming murder for showing stalker messages? Link please!





I wasn't refering to (what you believe to be) stalker messages. I was refering to PMs (Private Messages), which are, as their name suggests, private between the sender and the recipient.

As for the link: search function is also your friend!
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#419375 - 05/02/09 01:15 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
It's all right, everyone knows where Chris Connor aka Swami lives. Kiki Daire left a trail of bread crumbs leading right to his door in South Central Mass.

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#419376 - 05/02/09 01:51 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Even Gia asked for and got permission to post the golden dice PM and everybody knew that was an alt trolling.
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#419377 - 05/02/09 02:46 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
I should have asked his permission. I feel bad now for disrespecting such a reputable XPT poster.
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#419378 - 05/02/09 05:35 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

I've decided to share some screencaps with you all.

To the two of you who are upset at my breach of XPT confidentiality, fuck off and read another thread until the page fills up.




If I recall correct, half of the people cheering Marley on now were screaming murder, when other posters did this.

Just saying.




Are you serious? Why would that be a bad thing? As long as you block the real name (unless that person has made it public themselves like chris has) and or phone numbers, addresses,etc. I can't beleive people are against this, ohh wait, I know why they would be against it, and thats the exact reason why they should be posted, monks.
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#419379 - 05/05/09 02:12 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

Heh...No offense to Gunker cause he's flamed Coke Priapism to cinders with little to no effort, but that's exactly why Gia should be on this list. She's fucken killin lately.




"consider the source" before taking the thread topic too much for face value. remember we're dealing with a madman that does things like kills as an alt, then PM's other people to say what a great job they did as the alt. always fishing. i'm steering clear of this one.



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#419380 - 05/05/09 02:56 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
^Would you please elaborate, Mr. _J?
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#419381 - 05/07/09 02:57 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
I'm pretty sure Mark is referring to this guy Electro.







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#419382 - 05/07/09 03:48 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
POTUS Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/23/08
Posts: 75
Loc: Washington, D.C.
I should be on this list.
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#419383 - 05/07/09 04:14 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

I'm pretty sure Mark is referring to this guy Electro.









Who the hell is that? Lou, is that you?!
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#419384 - 05/07/09 04:25 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
I fucken wish. It'd be like Nazis in Mexico with nukes.

That's Ra-fucken-oul Castro.
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#419385 - 05/07/09 04:47 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Ah, se llama Raul, no Raoul. Y el es Cubano, si?
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#419386 - 05/07/09 04:53 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Fine, fucken have it your way, know it all.
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#419387 - 05/07/09 07:46 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

Ah, se llama Raul, no Raoul. Y el es Cubano, si?





I'm not impressed by Electo's ability to speak Spanish. She's a Puerto Rican Jew - just like Juan Epstein and Geraldo Rivera.


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#419388 - 05/08/09 06:26 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Did two faggots in this thread convince marley not to post her fan boi mail? Jesus fucking christ.
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#419389 - 05/08/09 10:52 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
No Monk, I've just spent my internet hours doing some other stuff lately. I'm not worried about being censored.

Anyway, my twitter account has been deleted... I was bummed at first but I realized there's at least one good thing to come of it. No more THIS:



Nice guy and everything, just makes me feel uneasy.


I wish I could screencap text messages, I would have a lot to add to the Ken from type9 thread...
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#419390 - 05/08/09 10:57 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
That guy probably has a secret Marley shrine set up in his home.
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#419391 - 05/08/09 10:57 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
How dare you have a life outside XPT Marley? Outrageous!
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#419392 - 05/08/09 11:08 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Quote:

That guy probably has a secret Marley shrine set up in his home.




among others...
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#419393 - 05/08/09 12:50 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

...in his home.




Or under the back porch.
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#419394 - 05/08/09 01:06 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Quote:

How dare you have a life outside XPT Marley? Outrageous!




xpt bores me.



From my heart to yours, xpt.


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#419395 - 05/08/09 01:13 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I'd like to tie a string through both those nipple rings and lead you straight to hell.

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#419396 - 05/08/09 01:18 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
She's perfect isn't she...
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#419397 - 05/08/09 01:34 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Please, Bornyo. Take me away. Tell them that Swami got me.

Lou, are you coming too?
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#419399 - 05/08/09 01:55 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
hell yeah. I got it at a yard sale.


I kinda want to make that my avatar.
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#419400 - 05/08/09 01:58 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Quote:

hell yeah. I got it at a yard sale.


I kinda want to make that my avatar.




I thought you were on your way out.
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#419401 - 05/08/09 02:01 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
the final memories.
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#419402 - 05/08/09 02:10 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

I thought you were on your way out.



Ted, it is you!


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#419403 - 05/08/09 02:33 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Quote:

That guy probably has a secret Marley shrine set up in his home.




among others...




You make it sound as if this is a bad thing.

Personally, I wouldn't put up a Marley shrine, but that's not the point I was trying to make.


@Marley
Why do you hate us? Didn't get the validation you weren't looking for? Didn't XPT-posters book enough privates with you? Or are we not vegetarian enough for you?

Just asking.
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#419404 - 05/08/09 02:39 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
It's not fair to generalize a group of people, just because we all have something in common, like having sex on camera. I don't do privates. I don't hate on the girls who do privates either. A sugar-daddy would be cool, though.

The vegetarian/vegan thing is something that I've been looking into since I've spent the last year eating a lot of chicken, turkey, fish--basically dead, cooked flesh. I quoted a few things that I found very interesting, IMO. So sue me.

edit: I forgot to answer your question. I don't like xpt right now because I'm bored with it. I'll post on things that interest me/things that are funny or whenever someone asks me a question. And maybe in the "last movie you saw" thread.


Edited by MarleyMason (05/08/09 02:45 PM)
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#419405 - 05/08/09 02:40 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Please, Bornyo. Take me away. Tell them that Swami got me.

Lou, are you coming too?




Bornyo called it. It's his flip but I just have to say that the last 2 pics of you posted here are fucken MONEY.

Well played, doll.
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#419406 - 05/08/09 02:58 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

Did two faggots in this thread convince marley not to post her fan boi mail? Jesus fucking christ.




if anything, creating a paper trail for the feds by posting fanboy mail needs its own dedicated thread. marley knows who her backers are. i have no doubts the people being bricks about posting PM's from psychos would be first in line to take their peewee swings at the fanboys when they showed up here.

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#419407 - 05/08/09 02:58 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Quote:

It's not fair to generalize a group of people, just because we all have something in common, like having sex on camera. I don't do privates. I don't hate on the girls who do privates either. A sugar-daddy would be cool, though.




*cough cough*
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#419408 - 05/08/09 03:02 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:


*cough cough*



You, OK, you're not gonna puke are you?
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#419409 - 05/08/09 03:02 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
what? It's not like I would be baby-wiping between craigslist tricks!
::rolls eyes::
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#419410 - 05/08/09 03:06 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Quote:

You, OK, you're not gonna puke are you?




Nah, I'm not a woman nor and I doubt Ms. Croc would want to go through it.
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#419411 - 05/08/09 03:13 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Quote:

Quote:

Did two faggots in this thread convince marley not to post her fan boi mail? Jesus fucking christ.




if anything, creating a paper trail for the feds by posting fanboy mail needs its own dedicated thread. marley knows who her backers are. i have no doubts the people being bricks about posting PM's from psychos would be first in line to take their peewee swings at the fanboys when they showed up here.




word, mark. But it's like a website. I gotta build content so I can have updates for you guys.
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#419412 - 05/08/09 03:15 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Did two faggots in this thread convince marley not to post her fan boi mail? Jesus fucking christ.




if anything, creating a paper trail for the feds by posting fanboy mail needs its own dedicated thread. marley knows who her backers are. i have no doubts the people being bricks about posting PM's from psychos would be first in line to take their peewee swings at the fanboys when they showed up here.




There's so much good in that post that I want to take his ex to the echs-pee-tea prom and lie her pantys off.

Anyways...

You fucken idiots seen this?.


Kinda like the new Ceara except hot.
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#419413 - 05/08/09 03:23 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

what? It's not like I would be baby-wiping between craigslist tricks!




Fixed! You're welcome...


You get points for not saying "never".




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