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Monkey, is this you following me on twitter?



EDIT: good idea about the fanboi mail thread, I'm sure Gia has quite a few as well!





I will never twitter, unlike the majority of people im aware im not interesting enough to have my every moment posted on some site, and i'll never do anything ashton kutcher does, I wont fuck demi moore, I wont star in awful movies with cameron diaz and I won't use twitter, I will however ride shotgun with eric next time he needs someone to hold the flash light while he looks through his binoculars outside of rachels place.

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Not to mention follow-up threats from her lawyer (Randy Fisher) to have me incarcerated on felony charges



LOL why mention the lawyers name? Is it some weird thing about mentioning a persons full name proves you are telling the truth?

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Couldn't get Rach to go to a rock concert (or anywhere else really) to save her slutty hide, but I think that was more because her sole interest in me was a booty call. Hindsight is 20/20, oh well.



I asked her about that (through her myspace) and she said it was because she was embarrassed to be seen dating the banjo playing kid from deliverance.



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