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#419313 - 04/27/09 05:17 AM
XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Im in the yearly theme. This is the list of who I feel are the most important posters on XPT right now, please feel free to add people that I have missed, agree or disagree with my selections, etc. 1. Eric/Eric Who/Not Eric:  Right now there isnt a poster I enjoy reading more than Eric. He brings something completely different to the board, people either love him or hate him, and dare I say there hasn't been a person who's already standing in a 6 foot hole happy to stick the shovel back into the ground and keep on digging since sammura, both have self destructive natures. 2. Electrostatic  I set up a thread 'pro electro thread" it has 172 responses, bishop set up a con version it has 60 responses, whatever it is electro does, it gets a reaction from the board, bornyo is usually laid back with a go with the flow attitude and hates electro to the core. 3.Marley Mason:  Always nice to have a PW who is willing to mix it up, enjoyed mini feuds with electro and ryan knox, and ac cream private post to her,has potential for more. 4.Mark J:  Hands down the most creative poster right now, I enjoy his posts a lot, guy is on point. Honorable mention: Gypnod, having the board vote you winner of the all ugly tourney, crazy personality swings, constantly contradicting herself, natural beauty with a vile personality. Who have I missed? Who have I unfairly listed and why?
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#419314 - 04/27/09 08:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Facetious & sarcastic as it is, Monkey, I'm happy to entertain! 
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#419315 - 04/27/09 09:28 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
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Good list Pop,but I would swap out electro for jigaloo...
Electro has a home here nodoubt but she can be...kind of a loose cannon. Don't sleep on jigaloo,that mofo is comical..
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#419316 - 04/27/09 11:47 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Oops I didn't do it right the first time. Let's try again.
Thanks Monkey...
Question for the board:
Disclaimer: I have nothing personal against AC or Swami, but maybe that's because I never let them get too close.
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#419318 - 04/28/09 12:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Facetious & sarcastic as it is, Monkey, I'm happy to entertain!
In that case share some more stories about bree, similar to the one where she said she only trusts like 10 people to drive her home when shes drunk,etc
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Good list Pop,but I would swap out electro for jigaloo...
Electro has a home here nodoubt but she can be...kind of a loose cannon. Don't sleep on jigaloo,that mofo is comical
Ohh no , electro has to be on the list, its not the most popular posters of 2009, electro has rattled the cages of people who I thought couldn't be gotten to or something, bornyo, cleetus, jrv and now mon*.
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Should I post the PM that Swami sent when I first reged?
Ohh dear god yes, in fact if you have more than a few from various industry stalkers and or normal fanbois you should start a thread , posting them all.
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You be careful with that Chris Connor guy, he's already killed one whore and stalked dozens more. Don't wind up like Kiki Daire.
Stepping on dangerous ground willie, Chris will sue
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#419319 - 04/28/09 01:36 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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Monkey, is this you following me on twitter?
EDIT: good idea about the fanboi mail thread, I'm sure Gia has quite a few as well!
Edited by MarleyMason (04/28/09 01:38 AM)
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#419320 - 04/28/09 09:42 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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mark j for the win! marleys the coolness too  and yes marley post it like, NOW lol
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#419321 - 04/28/09 11:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
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In that case share some more stories about bree, similar to the one where she said she only trusts like 10 people to drive her home when shes drunk,etc
Not specifically "friends to drive her home when she's drunk...", Monkey, just friends in general. Her attitude probably shines through & people just don't want to be involved with her beyond sleeping with her, because they know she's easy. I just happened to escort her home one or two evenings because she asked me to (probably with the intention of getting laid), after dancing one night @ Shangri-La West here in Ft. Wayne. She downed no less than 8 JagerBombs in a period of 6 hours. Girl can certainly hold her booze, although not during a blowjob. If you tried to face fuck her, she'd run into her bathroom & blow chunks.
The girl doesn't make an effort to trust or really get close to anyone that doesn't do something for her, as evidenced by her overreaction / lies in court about me. Not to mention follow-up threats from her lawyer (Randy Fisher) to have me incarcerated on felony charges. Outside this "circle of friends", the only others she deals with in her personal life are the random guys she fucks around with from quarter to quarter. For the most part, those people are limited to her Teletubby personal assistant (April Rapp), 5-6 female friends, and her latest douchebag / wigger / flavor of the month.
As far as other stories, meh, Rachel's not a very exciting person. She had a local rivalry with Allie Foster a year ago - details which I won't get into, because I don't know the full story. On the way to the clinic to get my blood drawn, she tore into that can of worms like a mother robin. She also whined & cried about how the girls at the strip club were teasing her for being a whore, intruding on THEIR workspace (ala JM's Violation of Hillary Scott). We also went hunting through every adult shop possible in Fort Wayne to buy up copies of her Penthouse cover, so she could sell them for inflated prices at her dance appearances (rather than just buying them direct from Penthouse?). In hindsight, she's just a stubborn lil' Ukranian girl who thinks that everyone should bow down to her "I'm a princess" personality.
On the other hand, Allie is good people in my book, and she doesn't thrive on fucking jungle music either. Couldn't get Rach to go to a rock concert (or anywhere else really) to save her slutty hide, but I think that was more because her sole interest in me was a booty call. Hindsight is 20/20, oh well.
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#419322 - 04/28/09 02:29 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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I need more votes before I make my decision, even though it's obvious what the "masses" want.
Hey pretty, how's it goin? Happy early birthday!
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#419323 - 04/28/09 02:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Eric, are you wearing a monk outfit in your avatar? All too telling if so.
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#419324 - 04/28/09 02:37 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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This entire thread is bullshit.
Coke Stevenson is to XPT as the United States is to the UN: hated for being the lone superpower.
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#419325 - 04/28/09 02:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Coke = Darth + Gunker
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#419326 - 04/28/09 02:49 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/08
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Eric, are you wearing a monk outfit in your avatar? All too telling if so.
Looks like a brown hoodie and a backpack to me...
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#419328 - 04/28/09 03:33 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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Eric, do you still have your chops?
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#419329 - 04/28/09 03:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Nope, full beard right now.
Going for that Charlie Manson look, sans Swastika. And, well, it's dirty blonde/red instead (natural).
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#419332 - 04/28/09 04:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I never paid any attention to that (fake?) jew fuck. Pics?
Maybe it's just a chemical thing for guys who get shit on by whores - with all due respect to Ms. Randall - to grow facial hair & look like neanderthals? I dunno. I only play Freud on TV.
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#419334 - 04/28/09 05:40 PM
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#419335 - 04/28/09 07:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Monkey, is this you following me on twitter?
EDIT: good idea about the fanboi mail thread, I'm sure Gia has quite a few as well!
I will never twitter, unlike the majority of people im aware im not interesting enough to have my every moment posted on some site, and i'll never do anything ashton kutcher does, I wont fuck demi moore, I wont star in awful movies with cameron diaz and I won't use twitter, I will however ride shotgun with eric next time he needs someone to hold the flash light while he looks through his binoculars outside of rachels place.
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Not to mention follow-up threats from her lawyer (Randy Fisher) to have me incarcerated on felony charges
LOL why mention the lawyers name? Is it some weird thing about mentioning a persons full name proves you are telling the truth?
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Couldn't get Rach to go to a rock concert (or anywhere else really) to save her slutty hide, but I think that was more because her sole interest in me was a booty call. Hindsight is 20/20, oh well.
I asked her about that (through her myspace) and she said it was because she was embarrassed to be seen dating the banjo playing kid from deliverance.
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#419337 - 04/29/09 02:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#419339 - 04/29/09 11:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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#419340 - 04/29/09 11:38 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Coke = Darth + Gunker
Heh...No offense to Gunker cause he's flamed Coke Priapism to cinders with little to no effort, but that's exactly why Gia should be on this list. She's fucken killin lately.
Lately? Shit, she's been the female version of you for as long as I've been here.
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#419350 - 04/30/09 09:23 PM
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I nominate myself. Porn whores should not count because they are porn whores. They just popular by default and only normal people should only count. People like you and me, just the average folks.
Dude, you are not normal. Seriously dude.
But you got my point.
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#419353 - 05/01/09 07:57 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Popularity contests? Pardon me, I thought this wasn't ADT.
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#419354 - 05/01/09 09:46 PM
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I've decided to share some screencaps with you all. To the two of you who are upset at my breach of XPT confidentiality, fuck off and read another thread until the page fills up. To those who don't care, same to you. This is all in good fun, people. Swami, if you're reading this, I don't hate you. When it comes to Swami, I haven't been stalked by him necessarily. No Hello Kitty gifts or pizza stories (was that him or AC?) ...Well, maybe a little bit of stalking over the internet, but it hasn't gotten out of hand, just a little bit creepy. If I happen to disappear, you all know where to look. I never knew he was a "stalker" until I started posting here. Thank you XPT. I had mistakenly given him my yahoo IM address and he blew me up like crazy, at all hours. I kindly let him know I had a boyfriend and he should keep it somewhat professional, so he started asking me "how's your boyfriend" every time we corresponded. Weird. I joined XPT sometime in January and he was one of the first few PMs in my box. Yes, the message directly above his "Call me for work" message includes a link about him.  He wanted to get me some work. Or he wanted my phone number on his Caller ID. Not sure which.  I never responded. I received myspace messages and "Chris Connor wants to follow you on Twitter" messages, but we pretty much lost touch... Until recently when he asked me about my boyfriend again and I got weirded out. I brb'd and never came back...  That's it for now...  ps: considering I have one of my email accounts listed publicly on my blog, I have received massive amounts of strange/funny mail and rantings... Including some industry fringe fanbois. I am seriously considering starting that thread, Monkey.
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#419355 - 05/01/09 09:51 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
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Including some industry fringe fanbois. I am seriously considering starting that thread, Monkey.
Please do.
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#419356 - 05/01/09 10:43 PM
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Porn Icon
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Popularity contests? Pardon me, I thought this wasn't ADT.
Good effort, Cobalt, and it's great to see you here but this comment belongs in the "Clans of XPT" thread, imo.
Stick around and post more, Cobalt! Damnit!
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#419357 - 05/01/09 11:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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And, hats off to the Monkey for not just putting people up there who are willing to kiss his ass and make him feel special like he's their buddy by PM'ing him how cool he is. Using the board like it's Myspace and you gotta be part of my high school circle of friends before I'll admit your posts are any good. Too much of that on this board.
Ohh the list was made of the people who kiss my ass most.
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I nominate myself. Porn whores should not count because they are porn whores. They just popular by default and only normal people should only count. People like you and me, just the average folks.
Jesus youve got 3000 posts and ive seen maybe 5 of them, where you posting at.
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XPT is the last place where whores are popular by default. That's the beauty of this place.
Hmm im not so sure about that.
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Popularity contests? Pardon me, I thought this wasn't ADT.
Ohh yeah because electro is the prom queen and king combined of xpt. (point) colbalt looking around.
Did you ever get and or use any of his contacts?
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG YESSSSSSSSSS. Could the guy be any more stiff? Dude has his finger on the pulse, who in the fuck asks about pws boyfriends? This is where id be like hes great, wanna speak to him and then before he can answer put him on (or pretend to be him) and talk as long as possible, getting more and more intense the longer you talk, starting out as friendly to getting more and more upset he is talking to marley to see how he handles it and how he tries to find a way to sign out.
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Good effort, Cobalt, and it's great to see you here but this comment belongs in the "Clans of XPT" thread, imo.
Yeah i agree because people can talk themselves into different groups.
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Including some industry fringe fanbois. I am seriously considering starting that thread, Monkey.
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Please do.
If you start a thread and it has other ladies of the night posting their stories it could be one of the greatest threds of all time, right up their with the disney character employees at disney land who have child sexual abuse histories. Id be real interested to read gias as well, im sure she could fill the board with burgs alone, hollys would be great, this thread needs to happen. Gypsy can post mine 
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#419360 - 05/01/09 11:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Loc: Counting Kisses
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Let me guess Gia is the queen? Can you be my date to the XPT prom, Monkey? 
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#419362 - 05/01/09 11:59 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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Did you ever get and or use any of his contacts?
If I remember correctly, he gave me a number to a person at Gent magazine... Cool, but that mag typically uses huge-tit girls, like DD and above. I bounce between large C or D so I couldn't really use that connection.
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