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#419287 - 04/26/09 11:16 PM Is there anything douchier than....
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	A grown man trying to impress people by zipping around a grocery store in those stupid skate shoes? _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#419288 - 04/26/09 11:29 PM Re: Is there anything douchier than....
Nugent Sex Slave Trader Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 1326 Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA	Quote: A grown man trying to impress people by zipping around a grocery store in those stupid skate shoes? Yep, Attachments 407136-hulk.gif (5 downloads) _________________________ If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#419289 - 04/27/09 11:55 AM Re: Is there anything douchier than....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: A grown man trying to impress people by zipping around a grocery store in those stupid skate shoes? Yes there is, but this^ is still very douchey! Who's the guy, just some Unknown douche? I have been meaning to get a pair of Heely's, (black & hot pink). Some 8-yr old girl who lives on my block has a pair, they look so fun! _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#419290 - 04/27/09 12:04 PM Re: Is there anything douchier than....
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Quote: A grown man trying to impress people by zipping around a grocery store in those stupid skate shoes? Yes there is, but this^ is still very douchey! Who's the guy, just some Unknown douche? I have been meaning to get a pair of Heely's, (black & hot pink). Some 8-yr old girl who lives on my block has a pair, they look so fun! So want to be a douche too eh? Aim for the stars baby...wait, does WalMart carry Heely's? Who knows though, maybe you could find a pair in the local Goodwill. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#419291 - 04/27/09 12:17 PM Re: Is there anything douchier than....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Quote: Quote: A grown man trying to impress people by zipping around a grocery store in those stupid skate shoes? Yes there is, but this^ is still very douchey! Who's the guy, just some Unknown douche? I have been meaning to get a pair of Heely's, (black & hot pink). Some 8-yr old girl who lives on my block has a pair, they look so fun! So want to be a douche too eh? Aim for the stars baby...wait, does WalMart carry Heely's? Who knows though, maybe you could find a pair in the local Goodwill. I don't know that would make me a douche, Viz, since I am not a grown man. I'm starting to think that were a lot more alike that were both willing to admit. Embrace it. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#419292 - 04/27/09 12:19 PM Re: Is there anything douchier than....
MrBelvedere AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/19/07 Posts: 510	Electro, you should get a pair and get us some pics of you sailing down Sunset.
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#419293 - 04/27/09 12:28 PM Re: Is there anything douchier than....
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: I don't know that would make me a douche, Viz, since I am not a grown man. I'm starting to think that were a lot more alike that were both willing to admit. Embrace it. But you're a grown woman, an adult, just as the douche in the original post is. The fact that he's a guy isn't the moral of the story here...the point was that an adult was cruising around on shoes made for tweens, not the fact that a guy was doing it. /fail Do you think I really enjoy cleaning up your droppings from all over the board? No I don't, but someone's gotta do it. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#419294 - 04/27/09 12:29 PM Re: Is there anything douchier than....
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Electro, you should get a pair and get us some pics of you sailing down Sunset. Or where the 101 meets the 405. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#419295 - 04/27/09 01:03 PM Re: Is there anything douchier than....
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Guy who cleans up after my shit said: Quote: But you're a grown woman, an adult, just as the douche in the original post is. The fact that he's a guy isn't the moral of the story here...the point was that an adult was cruising around on shoes made for tweens, not the fact that a guy was doing it. /fail Where can I find this "fact" online. Link, please? Quote: Do you think I really enjoy cleaning up your droppings from all over the board? No I don't, but someone's gotta do it. Without my "droppings" you would have less to respond to. So just already... Gia suggested: Quote: Or where the 101 meets the 405. Is that where the FAILED whores meet up? @ Mr Belve: Added to the list of requests, thanks! _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#419296 - 04/27/09 01:22 PM Re: Is there anything douchier than....
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#419297 - 04/27/09 01:36 PM Re: Is there anything douchier than....
E.Y.Davis Human Garbage Registered: 04/02/09 Posts: 1541 Loc: Mississippi	Quote: -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy There was a famous story about a University several years ago that wanted to develop a voluntary genetic database similar to what is available in several European countries. Many countries that have universal health care allow doctors to use the data for research purposes. Unfortunately, the University had a great response from the people seeking medical assistance at it's hospital; however, it was forced to drop the idea of developing a genome database of it's patients when somewhere between 1 in 6 and 1 and 8 children whose mothers were in "stable" marriages found out that their husband was not the father of the child. After being involved in several lawsuits, the University dropped the whole program on advice of its legal counsel. _________________________ --Some of us look for The Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.
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#419298 - 04/27/09 01:43 PM Re: Is there anything douchier than....
E.Y.Davis Human Garbage Registered: 04/02/09 Posts: 1541 Loc: Mississippi	In the average 30-child suburban American school classroom, somewhere between 4 to 5 children are illegitimate and were conceived by an affair with a man other than who they think is their father. Now, that is douchie! _________________________ --Some of us look for The Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.
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#419299 - 04/27/09 01:57 PM Re: Is there anything douchier than....
Wankus was my Daddy Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/02/09 Posts: 316 Loc: Outside Daddy's new Church	Quote: Quote: A grown man trying to impress people by zipping around a grocery store in those stupid skate shoes? Yep, Ahhh yes, Hulk putting suntan loation on his daughter. That's pretty sick and douchie. _________________________ "Quasarman. The only thing this idiot should be directing is french fries into a deep fryer." JS
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#419300 - 04/28/09 05:43 AM Re: Is there anything douchier than....
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Guy who cleans up after my shit said: As least we agree on something. Quote: Quote: But you're a grown woman, an adult, just as the douche in the original post is. The fact that he's a guy isn't the moral of the story here...the point was that an adult was cruising around on shoes made for tweens, not the fact that a guy was doing it. /fail Where can I find this "fact" online. Link, please? This pic from their website displaying their target audience should suffice. Quote: Without my "droppings" you would have less to respond to. So just already... Just doing my part to clean up the XPT environment. Attachments 407422-heely.JPG (5 downloads) _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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