Ok, so my assumption is, since your avatar says that you support single moms, that you spend money on strippers, cuz that's pretty much what that avatar means. Pretty is a stripper, among many other things, and one day sooner than I know we will be married with kids. As a generalization, I am thanking you, the strip club customer, for your "$upport", if you do indeed frequent the strip club. Though she won't be a single mom until I divorce her for an 18 year old down the line, your $upport will always be instrumental in the budgeting of ponies, dance classes, and princess treehouse castles that I will have to build no doubt. I've been celebrating my bartender status since about 3pm as hard as I can, so I think it's best if I shut up NOW.

-Keep It Dirty

...and thanks for the congrats. I'm still workin' your drink out, but so far I know it has creme de cacao and creme de banana in it, with a splash of cream, and maybe some coke. Maybe some lime juice?
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