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It's fat fucks like you that make suitcase pimpin' not only a neccessity, but a fuckin' way of life, baby!



I have no idea what you mean. What is it you think I do to these women?


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...I just invented a drink for ya, Tubby. I'm callin' it the Terrible Fatman. It's 1 1/2 oz of vodka, then fill with cream over rocks in a 3oz glass. Guarenteed to make you fat, and it tastes fuckin' terrible!



Why should a vodka cream drink necessarily taste bad?

There are already a couple of vodka cream liqueurs available on the market. The creator of Bailey's Irish Cream, Tom Jago, has developed a Vanilla Vodka Cream liqueur using cream from Shetland and other Scottish herds.

Peronallly I don't drink vodka anymore. Haven't in years. In fact, I don't drink much at all anymore.

BUT, when I am forced to drink, I enjoy JW Black with water on the side.

So, to have an "authentic" Fatman drink you might want to replace the vodka with protestant whiskey. It's no doubt more expensive, but it should taste even worse than your vodka concoction.




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Oh, and I'm Amish, remember? lol



Why is being Amish funny??
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