I see that you support single moms. I mix drinks for them, take pictures of them, film them, and then say nighty night to them as they pass out...next to me. I want to thank you for all your support. It's fat fucks like you that make suitcase pimpin' not only a neccessity, but a fuckin' way of life, baby!

-Keep It Commin'

...I just invented a drink for ya, Tubby. I'm callin' it the Terrible Fatman. It's 1 1/2 oz of vodka, then fill with cream over rocks in a 3oz glass. Guarenteed to make you fat, and it tastes fuckin' terrible! Oh, and I'm Amish, remember? lol

.....you're drink is next, I promise.