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#418928 - 04/25/09 06:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#418936 - 05/01/09 01:34 PM
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Zip Coon
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Awwww. I just wanna press my nose up against his and move it around. So incredibly cute.
Edited by tritone (05/01/09 01:36 PM)
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#418937 - 05/01/09 01:38 PM
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Zip Coon
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Jigaloo... I absolutely love this guy! He is as P.C. as Peter Griffin. He is like a white Flavo Flav... Whether I am reading his posts or raping his sweet ass,I am entertained..
Jigaloo can rattle off some hip come-backs. But beware, he has a dark side.
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#418939 - 05/01/09 02:48 PM
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Now you kids behave back there,or I will pull this car over!
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#418942 - 05/01/09 04:23 PM
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y does every1 get so bent otta Shape N E time smbdy got an agenda? tritone is a good dude .. help me get my head arnd tht
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#418944 - 05/01/09 09:19 PM
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I like Tritone. A lot....
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#418945 - 05/02/09 05:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Tritone is a good dude. As a joke he once asked me about why I never keep black hamsters. I have tried to get one but they are very difficult to find.
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#418948 - 05/21/09 08:01 AM
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Registered: 03/29/08
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i cant put a pic of her in here cause shed kill me if i did but my friend kitty is visiting for the week and that makes me very happy  kittys really, really hot hehe
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#418951 - 05/21/09 11:10 AM
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But pretty...she has no way to find out. It's not like anyone can access XPT. You have to be involved with the porn business somehow to be allowed to view this site.
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#418954 - 05/21/09 06:00 PM
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Registered: 03/29/08
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lol no you dont! she doesnt even dance lol she like, fixes windshields and trnasmissions n shit shes so not porno at all but very hot and im keeping her to myself i can post a face pic or shes one of my myspace friends shes the redhead named hell is my haven i think shes a gothy girl she looks exactly like cry for dawn if anyone remembers that comic book
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#418955 - 06/01/09 09:47 PM
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Registered: 05/28/09
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I have to be involved in what? Pretty don't tell these freaks about me. lol
-Kitty
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#418956 - 06/01/09 10:01 PM
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Registered: 04/12/08
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Can I tell them shit about you Kitty?  -Keep It Dirty  ...Pretty Kitty indeed.
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#418960 - 06/02/09 09:43 PM
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Registered: 05/06/05
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My husband took this photo at a lake near his place in Manchester-- it was really cold but it was beautiful out... I have to admit though I'm glad he's moving out here and I don't have to go to England.
Of course I love my dogs...
And I don't think there is an author out there that makes me laugh more than David Sedaris. He's fucking brilliant.
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#418961 - 06/02/09 10:43 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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I see that you support single moms. I mix drinks for them, take pictures of them, film them, and then say nighty night to them as they pass out...next to me. I want to thank you for all your support. It's fat fucks like you that make suitcase pimpin' not only a neccessity, but a fuckin' way of life, baby! -Keep It Commin' ...I just invented a drink for ya, Tubby. I'm callin' it the Terrible Fatman. It's 1 1/2 oz of vodka, then fill with cream over rocks in a 3oz glass. Guarenteed to make you fat, and it tastes fuckin' terrible! Oh, and I'm Amish, remember? lol   .....you're drink is next, I promise.
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#418963 - 06/03/09 07:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
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It's fat fucks like you that make suitcase pimpin' not only a neccessity, but a fuckin' way of life, baby!
I have no idea what you mean. What is it you think I do to these women?
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...I just invented a drink for ya, Tubby. I'm callin' it the Terrible Fatman. It's 1 1/2 oz of vodka, then fill with cream over rocks in a 3oz glass. Guarenteed to make you fat, and it tastes fuckin' terrible!
Why should a vodka cream drink necessarily taste bad?
There are already a couple of vodka cream liqueurs available on the market. The creator of Bailey's Irish Cream, Tom Jago, has developed a Vanilla Vodka Cream liqueur using cream from Shetland and other Scottish herds.
Peronallly I don't drink vodka anymore. Haven't in years. In fact, I don't drink much at all anymore.
BUT, when I am forced to drink, I enjoy JW Black with water on the side.
So, to have an "authentic" Fatman drink you might want to replace the vodka with protestant whiskey. It's no doubt more expensive, but it should taste even worse than your vodka concoction.
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Oh, and I'm Amish, remember? lol
Why is being Amish funny??
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Yay! dude, you must be a fucking mind reader! This is going to be a fucking rad thread! Your son is sooo cute, BTW....
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