Went back to Cocksuction Junction
My dong, her mouth
Two spurt, three spurt cumshot
My dong went south.

Advice to single guys everywhere!
1. Get a bag of weed.
2. Order a hooker who does BBBJCIM.
3. Enjoy her wonderful mouth.

The tentacles of a 60-foot tall orgasm are choking the breath out of my body. One bag. One hooker. One mouth.
I love you, sweet leaf....I mean, Lina. See you at www.loadmymouth.com soon, babe.

Nice legs. More pleeeeezz!

Yes, we want MOAR

Did you see that piece on TMZ last night?
(Overheard at a bar in Hollywood.)
Johnny Depp to Mickey Rourke: Did you see Iron's blog, man? That Lina is fucking hot! He's so lucky!
Mickey: Loki? You making fun of my dead dog, man? That's fucked up.
Johnny: Dude, I said lucky. Get your ears checked.
Mickey: I'm gonna Atomic Drop you, Depp.
Johnny: Uhhh.....whatever, man. You...you know you were only an actor in The Wrestler. You're not a real one.
Mickey: Whatever. All I'm saying is that Brandon Iron is my hero.
Johnny: Mine, too.
Mickey: I'd give my Oscar for his Lina.
Johnny: My Golden Globe isn't nearly as good as her golden dome.
Mickey: You won a Golden Globe? Great! For Pirates of the Caribbean?
Johnny: No, for Sweeney Todd. I was nominated for Pirates but didn't win. I won a Rembrandt Award for playing Jack Sparrow.
Mickey: What's a Rembrandt Award?
Johnny: Just something that I would trade to be Brandon Iron for one day of my life.
Mickey: Dude, tonight I'm gonna get drunk like I did in Barfly.
Johnny: You were with Faye Dunaway....1987, right?
Mickey: Yep.
Johnny: She's hot....but she's not as hot as Lina.
Mickey: Yep.
Johnny: Oh shit! There are paparazzi outside this place, man. Do you think their mics can hear us?
Mickey: Uh......yep.

That's all I have, man.

Her face looks 'shopped. I'm pretty sure she's just got some freaky mongoloid thing going on or a misshapen head, but still...looks fucked up.

She looks like those cardboard cut outs at the fair where it's a hot chick's body, and you stand behind it so it's a picture of a random person's head from the neck up.

I post the pics sans Photoshop. Lina is just a tiny, little spinner who enjoys giving head. Once again, I'm in love.

Lina was able to resist me for almost 48 hours before succombing to the coming of my dick. It was a Second Coming, if you will.

I love this slut. She lives with Mom and Dad. She came over at 11pm this evening for Round 2. Wore jeans to the car but changed into a short skirt on the way over. She ate the load of a father figure....go figure.

Progress was made as I was able to taste her ass. I rate it filet mignon status, done medium rare. Pink on the inside.

Will there be a Round 3? I bet the farm on it. As sure as daughters have snuck out of warm, safe homes around the world for millenia, Lina will be tip-toeing her way away from the light and into deep, dark waters.

Fathers! Lock up your daughters! Well.....the cute ones.

Photoshop Dude...learn it...love it

That's for Penthouse photogs and people who want to correct every imperfection and flaw. Not my style. WYSIWYG. Real whores. Real flaws. Really good times.

Plus, it's a lot less work. A lot.

I'm a busy man and have already moved on since last night's torrid love affair. I don't look back. I hold the tears in and march forward into a destiny yet to be written.

Also, I don't have Photoshop. Do me a favour. Take a minute. Choose one photo from this set, do your voodoo, and post it. Let's see what sort of magical transformation occurs. Really, I'm interested. I just accept thhings as they are.

Does she really live with her parents? Please for the love of sweet blessed Jesus tell me this is true!!

I don't bullshit. Yes, she lives with Mom and Dad.

"Extreme Buttaface".
Should be the beginning of a new series for you. You can mail me the residuals for the title suggestion Bi.

See you at the optomitrist's, Mr. Magoo.

Sorry Brandon, I have to agree with Nugent. She gots phat lil pussy, and her asshole doesn't look like its got a lot of miles on it, but it almost looks like an old lady head on a hot body. Hopefully you did a lot of doggy with this one.

That sweet, sweet ass still has that new car smell. barely broken in and it's in pristine condition.
I love my little ragamuffin and will fight for her right to blow me. Just look at that happy grin on her angel face with that meat in her hand.

She has cute, small tits...which I always like but she does look a tad older. I see her driving a chevy nova listening to a Doors 8 track

I should have had her pose with a soother in her mouth. Sorry.
I love this little cocksucker with all my heart. I really do. She let me probe her with my tongue. I am in her debt for life.

You can clearly see through bullshit. I'm sure it comes as no surprize to you that my site is a front for a raging, out-of-control sex addiction.

We are on the same page brother. No pun intended.





Her cocksucking skills weren't that great, but her attitude was just awesome.

I filmed her late last night, and I came once in her mouth and again in her right armpit. I love girls with no hang-ups and a great big smile.

She's a cutie. I think she'll give better bjs with more practice. She's very eager to please. Seriously.

Agreed. She has a great little body with a firm ass and pedobear-approved tits.

After a few more cocksucking adventures she will no doubt be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose effortlessly.

A few girls from Thomas have nice hidden surprises. Some have great potential, such as Amy Starz and Lena Paige.

I applied my mall theory and here are the results for Lina. If she was walking in ANY mall in America, most men would take notice of her. She looks hot. She's petite. Amazing legs. Most guys would just stare and appreciate her.

I spent several hours at the Topanga Mall furthering my research yesterday. One interesting sighting was Alektra Blue with Pat Myne. Other than those 2 stars, though, the mall was percolating with middle class people spending their money. The food court was alive with all kinds of smells. Many young women wore shorts or skirts with sandals.

The women looked great.

Lina Paige would fit right in.

She is not the Elephant Man.

That is all.

I assume you were online visiting www.jadedvideo.com and taking notice that SHE IS HALF MY AGE #7 is the second best-selling dvd right now. Not just for JM Prods. For all studios.

I am all about the underdog, sir. To compete with the bloated corporate mcporn companies out there and actually create something that finds an audience feels good.

It's like when you get all the fries cooked perfectly and served hot to satisfied customers. Not too much salt, ok?

She's only bored because she aced her Quantum Physics exam and has already been accepted into grad school. Harvard? Yale? Better think it through over a Corona.

Now where is that fuckin' floor sweeper?? I think his name is Eric or something. Wouldn't make eye contact with me. Looks somewhat dangerous, too. I don't trust him. I think it's the same guy who has a second job serving fries at the burger place during the day. Too much salt on the last batch. If he did well on his MCAT exam like me, he'd understand the risks of a high-sodium diet.

I tried complimenting him on his facial hair. I said, "Nice mutton chops." He replied, "No, I just served you a burger."

You're off your rocker....OFF YOUR ROCKER, I say.

Just trying to have some fun on a Sunday, my friend.