She's only bored because she aced her Quantum Physics exam and has already been accepted into grad school. Harvard? Yale? Better think it through over a Corona.

Now where is that fuckin' floor sweeper?? I think his name is Eric or something. Wouldn't make eye contact with me. Looks somewhat dangerous, too. I don't trust him. I think it's the same guy who has a second job serving fries at the burger place during the day. Too much salt on the last batch. If he did well on his MCAT exam like me, he'd understand the risks of a high-sodium diet.

I tried complimenting him on his facial hair. I said, "Nice mutton chops." He replied, "No, I just served you a burger."