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I applied my mall theory and here are the results for Lina. If she was walking in ANY mall in America, most men would take notice of her. She looks hot. She's petite. Amazing legs. Most guys would just stare and appreciate her.




I see her sitting at the end of the bar at some smoke-filled, half-empty working class suburban watering hole where shoes readily stick to the floor at 15 minutes to closing-- and she is by far the hottest girl in the room. She will definitely go home with somebody, but it is only because she is bored and is looking for a way to pass time.