Police tase naked wizard.


Public service announcement/spoiler alert: video includes a penis that would not impress one of Conq's hamsters.

I want to know what drugs the wizard was on.

I've seen hippie idiots get naked at outdoor shows before. I didn't realize it was such a big deal.

Not to be a fag, but holy mother of christ does that guy have a small cock. I feel like Lexington Steele watching that vid...

Maybe it was just really cold out.

I didn't know Panzer was a wizard.

Seriously though I thought the cops handled that well. They tried to reason with him, gave him a lot of slack and when he wouldn't comply used reasonable force.

I would guess he is super fucking dehydrated from whatever drugs he's been taking.

Well, normally I would have said you gotta have balls to get naked and pick a fight with 3 cops, but clearly you don't.

My guess: He has a small cock to begin with, and the acid he was on made it tighten up. Acid always gives me worse shrinkage than a cold pool.

I've smoked weed less times than I can count on one hand, the hardest thing I did other than that was Mushrooms.
Aside from the fact that I couldn't pee for 4 hours, peoples heads looked like a picture out of the ring, and a 30 minute convo with a Gnome in the little outhouse/toilet paper holder; it was the fact that my cock shrunk so small it was literally pinky sized, that I came to the conclusion to never put shit in to my body ever again.

This actually made me laugh. I love all the people standing at a distance taking pictures and recording the event to upload on youtube all while angrily shouting for the cops to stop.

#1: naked wizard should be arrested.
#2: crowd, observing excessive Taser usage should have impinged.
#3: cops, should apologize for excessive Taser usage, and haul the naked wizard away.

You forgot #4.

Naked wizard's socks and/or underwear should be stuffed into the mouth of the idiot blathering "The whole world is watching" about 50 times in the last part of the clip.