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#418842 - 04/25/09 02:00 AM
Monkey's 2009 Most Inspirational People
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Here are the people who have inspired me in 2009 1. Gilbert Gottfried  Unique, a true original. He really loves to be hated, he gets off on people not liking him, while moving forward doing what he wants. A great man  2. William Hurt: He always struck me as a dark motherfucker, I will watch anything he does except comic book movies, he is amazing and then the news broke that he used to beat that deaf actress he dated from children of a lesser god, and although thats awful it makes him more appealing because it confirms how dark he is, anyone who can make a movie with kevin costner and dane cook not only watchable but some what enjoyable has to have something going for him.  3. Stanley Kubrick: Brillant guy, amazing movies, but its the stories about who he was that are really interesting, like he was a chess prodigy who used to hustler adults in the park as a kid, to his hatred for actors and his plot to hire a married couple for his final film (eyes wide shut) with the sole purpose to detroy their marriage (which he did), obsessive love of his animals (leaving 15 pages of notes of how to care for his animals when gone), etc.  4. Christian X Guy is honest and has a great view on life, he gets a lot of shit in his industry of choice and on the porn boards yet refuses to stoop down to that level (except for donny long) and is the anti eric when it comes to break ups, stand up fella Honorable mention: Gypnod
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#418845 - 04/27/09 08:12 AM
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God No Monkey! I did not need to see CXXX doing his thing. I need some Gianna to cleanse my palette.
Im sorry about the shocking homosexual picture, but I felt it was fitting because part of the reason I like Christian is because he is unapologetic about his past.
am i supposed to be apologetic? I guess so, because of how all of the other gay-to-straight porn male porn stars act. I am just not that secretive of a person as my blog can attest to.
Of course, it has a massive downside. Being unapologetic about it means that I will defend myself publicly and privately to homophobics, which leads to more people becoming aware of my choices, which leads to more girls canceling on me, which leads to me trying to make girls see the error in logic in their choice, which leads the girls fans to rise up and go crazy for fucking with their favorite girl, which leads to me having a love/hate relationship with 99 percent of the industry.
I probably should have gone with keeping it all on the DL. lol.
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#418848 - 04/27/09 05:52 PM
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Here are the people who have inspired me in 2009
1. Gilbert Gottfried
Unique, a true original. He really loves to be hated, he gets off on people not liking him, while moving forward doing what he wants. A great man.
i'll see your gilbert and raise you norm macdonald. for all of gilbert's brilliantly played pretend, i feel like ultimately he's got a soft center that he'd collapse in on with enough of the wrong kind of abuse- tears on the pillow type thing. don't get me wrong i've heard every minute of him on stern ever, and he's still #1 guest. his bombing intentionally if he doesn't like a room is what reminded me of norm.
norm macdonald dominates. he is ahead of his time, and has maybe the most evil streak of subtle sarcasm out there. he revels in awkward silence like oprah rolling around on a giant cake. perfect example is the confusion he caused at bob saget's roast- all the morons saying he 'bombed' afterward was awesome. he basically roasted the roast, mocking the clichéd "routine" because it was beneath him. he made the crowd grin nervously because they weren't sure what to think, and it was totally calculated. a few short outtakes:
Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gc3QZIMKqA&feature=related
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLllujNEs88&feature=related
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl-xSruL_O8&feature=related
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#418849 - 04/27/09 07:10 PM
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#418850 - 04/28/09 12:24 AM
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God No Monkey! I did not need to see CXXX doing his thing. I need some Gianna to cleanse my palette.
Im sorry about the shocking homosexual picture, but I felt it was fitting because part of the reason I like Christian is because he is unapologetic about his past.
am i supposed to be apologetic? I guess so, because of how all of the other gay-to-straight porn male porn stars act. I am just not that secretive of a person as my blog can attest to.
Of course, it has a massive downside. Being unapologetic about it means that I will defend myself publicly and privately to homophobics, which leads to more people becoming aware of my choices, which leads to more girls canceling on me, which leads to me trying to make girls see the error in logic in their choice, which leads the girls fans to rise up and go crazy for fucking with their favorite girl, which leads to me having a love/hate relationship with 99 percent of the industry.
I probably should have gone with keeping it all on the DL. lol.
So by saying you wish you kept it on the Dl you are coming out and saying that you are BI and it wasn't just a money thing. I think thats brave, but Id understand why you wouldn't openly say that, its weird that the industry would be more accepting if it was just for money instead of personal preference.
Have any girls said they will work with you but condom only?
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I disagree,there is no such thing as bad publicity,not to mention the fact,that as far as work goes?You are very good at what you do.When I started shooting,I always booked the guys first and you were one of the first people I shot.If I were still shooting,I would still be calling you...
Sounds like someone else is ready to come out  , just kidding son, i know the only seed thats been in your mouth is your own  .
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i'll see your gilbert and raise you norm macdonald. for all of gilbert's brilliantly played pretend, i feel like ultimately he's got a soft center that he'd collapse in on with enough of the wrong kind of abuse- tears on the pillow type thing. don't get me wrong i've heard every minute of him on stern ever, and he's still #1 guest. his bombing intentionally if he doesn't like a room is what reminded me of norm.
norm macdonald dominates. he is ahead of his time, and has maybe the most evil streak of subtle sarcasm out there. he revels in awkward silence like oprah rolling around on a giant cake. perfect example is the confusion he caused at bob saget's roast- all the morons saying he 'bombed' afterward was awesome. he basically roasted the roast, mocking the clichéd "routine" because it was beneath him. he made the crowd grin nervously because they weren't sure what to think, and it was totally calculated. a few short outtakes:
I love Norm, but the difference between gilbert and norm is consistency. When Norm is on , he is mind blowing, but it all depends on how his career is going at the time, early norm is something else, but as the tv/movie jobs have dried up, his seperation from his son's mother, weight gain and gambling losses pile up, he doesn't have the same spark, he comes across as defensive rather than aloof, which was part of his charm. Gilbert on the other hand never had a norm type career and actually enjoys having his career lows talked about, both are great, its just gilbert brings it everytime, norm can be a little hit or miss.
I loved his blueberry come back in the roast, remembered that from a while back, norm also has great moments in the strangest settings (millionare, the view, etc)
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#418851 - 04/29/09 09:25 AM
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#418852 - 04/29/09 10:46 PM
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#418853 - 04/30/09 08:59 AM
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