The only drinks worth it at Jamba Juice are the carrot, the wheatgrass, and the orange.

My first time in there, I asked for a lemon juice. They hand me my drink, I sip, and taste this ungodly plasti,c rancid sugar slop. I return it asap and inform them three must be a mix up because it taste nothing like lemons. The guy tells me it's lemonade. I didn't ask for lemonade; I asked for a small lemon juice. He tells me they don't have that.

I point to the vat of lemons next to the juicer. He tells me those are just display.
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