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#418480 - 04/24/09 05:50 AM My Dog Lost His Cherry Today
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	My neighbour's german shepherd got loose and wandered into our front yard this morning. Before I could warn her, my wife opened the door and our ten month golden retriever dashed out and immediately fucked it into submission. I found out later that the shepherd is an unfixed show dog. They have an exclusive breeding contract with the original breeder. That contract is probably null and void now. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#418481 - 04/24/09 05:52 AM Re: My Dog Lost His Cherry Today
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	HAhahahah. Dog eugenics programs are dumb anyway. _________________________
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#418482 - 04/24/09 09:24 AM Re: My Dog Lost His Cherry Today
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7599 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	...and then Hungwell beat him to death... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#418483 - 04/24/09 01:12 PM Re: My Dog Lost His Cherry Today
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Poor little bastard's been howling like a wolf in the backyard all afternoon waiting for round two. What he doesn't know is that we are getting a female retriever for him in June and we will be breeding him. Just found out our new neighbour also has an unfixed Saint Bernard bitch. This could get interesting... _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#418484 - 04/24/09 01:15 PM Re: My Dog Lost His Cherry Today
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Good thing you don't live in the States, you'd get your avatar sued off. Nice choice on the pup btw. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#418485 - 04/24/09 01:22 PM Re: My Dog Lost His Cherry Today
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Are you at all concerned that if they don't hook up again your dog will post the real name and address of the German Shepherd on the internet then call her a slutty bitch +/- 1000 times? _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#418486 - 04/24/09 01:25 PM Re: My Dog Lost His Cherry Today
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	I'm not ruling the lawsuit thing out just yet. Just gonna wait it out and see if my dog knocked her up. How fast does it take dog cum to find its mark, anyway? _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#418487 - 04/24/09 01:27 PM Re: My Dog Lost His Cherry Today
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Quote: Are you at all concerned that if they don't hook up again your dog will post the real name and address of the German Shepherd on the internet then call her a slutty bitch +/- 1000 times? Grizz, that Shepherd is a skankwhore and I've got the video to prove it. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#418488 - 04/24/09 01:39 PM Re: My Dog Lost His Cherry Today
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	At 10 months it's possible your dog didn't do everything right and it's possible his sperm isn't fully motile yet. I doubt the bitch got pregnant after one coupling. When you breed the dog it's common to leave them together for a couple days so they can fuck each other senseless.
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#418489 - 04/24/09 01:39 PM Re: My Dog Lost His Cherry Today
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!
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#418490 - 04/24/09 01:46 PM Re: My Dog Lost His Cherry Today
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: . How fast does it take dog cum to find its mark, anyway? Coke... lil help. You said your tonsils burst in how many days the last time you swallowed. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#418491 - 04/24/09 05:04 PM Re: My Dog Lost His Cherry Today
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: Quote: Are you at all concerned that if they don't hook up again your dog will post the real name and address of the German Shepherd on the internet then call her a slutty bitch +/- 1000 times? Grizz, that Shepherd is a skankwhore and I've got the video to prove it. How long until the owner's leg starts posting in this thread? _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#418492 - 04/24/09 07:57 PM Re: My Dog Lost His Cherry Today
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Are you going to have pups or while he be neutered???
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#418493 - 04/24/09 11:02 PM Re: My Dog Lost His Cherry Today
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Attachments 406593-3ACX08.jpg (3 downloads) _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#418494 - 04/25/09 12:44 AM Re: My Dog Lost His Cherry Today
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Where's Burg's dog to post his philosophical outlook on cream pies? _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#418495 - 04/26/09 03:51 AM Re: My Dog Lost His Cherry Today
Tritone Zip Coon Chronic Masturbator Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 1958	Quote: My neighbour's german shepherd got loose and wandered into our front yard this morning. Before I could warn her, my wife opened the door and our ten month golden retriever dashed out and immediately fucked it into submission. One of the funniest posts I've read here! Ahh, if only real life pussy worked that way!
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#418496 - 04/26/09 05:33 PM Re: My Dog Lost His Cherry Today
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Does your golden retriever do anal? _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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