Your life is an open book, it should finish as a funeral pyre. Save the taxpayers the trouble.

No, unlike you, I'm not ashamed of the things I do & I don't hide behind a fucking screem name like a total cunt.

Wish I could claim that much, Nuge, but we usually got pretty wasted before fucking around almost all the time. Petey was right, Rach sure can hold her liquor, despite her claims (to her fans) that she doesn't drink. Most of the time, however, I wasn't able to drop a nut, even after hittin' that for 90 minutes or more. Whiskey dick sucks!

But don't get me wrong, I jerked off many a time prior to 28. Any dude who says he doesn't pull his pud is a bigger liar than ANY whore alive.

Luke: Holly ::

Eric : Bree.

I will be totally out of line here...but I think I said it before......whats the obsession....nothing spectacular....just another PW to me.....I do however wish to find her first pimp/suitcase pimp and beat him to a bloody pulp....

then again.....all you mooks that are feeding into her publicity machine.....i could care less good or bad reports.....that just gives her more FREE publicity....you cant buy this with $$$...its fucking priceless.....somewhere on the equivalent of porns madison avenue....someone is laughing.

I have still yet to see ANY of her work...outside of the screen caps you all post.

I guess I am just not smitten and a stupid mark for the average PW....

No kidding.

Press Release:


BREE OLSON COMPLETES MEDIA TOUR WITH A VERY REVEALING ‘HOWARD STERN SHOW’ APPEARANCE!

For Immediate Release: April 22nd, 2009

(Hollywood, CA) Adam & Eve contract star Bree Olson (http://breeolson.com/) has been one of the busiest girls in the biz these days promoting her newest DVD release, Bree’s Big Campout. The all-natural porn phenom from Indiana left the Hoosier State weeks ago and has been traveling around the country appearing on radio shows, doing store signings, shooting television programs, hosting nightclub events and feature dancing.

Her travels have taken her to such locations as Tampa, Toronto, Baltimore, Los Angeles, New Jersey and New York City. During these stops she made headlines with a controversial appearance on the “Bubba the Love Sponge” show which spurned a series of viral videos. She also did a variety of interviews on various other radio shows around the country, but one of the final ones was probably the most revealing look yet into her life — both on and off screen.

On Tuesday morning, Bree appeared on “The Howard Stern Show” on Sirius satellite radio and gave the King of All Media’s listeners a look into her wild and crazy life. While Bree has always been open about her genuine love of all things sexual, she talked to Howard about her teen years spent in an Indiana correctional facility for “doing a bunch of stupid things a teenager does.” Bree revealed for the first time in public that he had spent her early teen years (between the ages of 13 and 16) “locked up” as a repeat offender for things such as non-malicious vandalism. They also discussed a segment she shot last week for Howard TV’s upcoming reality series, “This is Beetle” starring show favorite, Beetlejuice, which will air this fall.

Stern also spoke with Bree about her appearance on “Bubba,” her sexual liaisons with members of the general public such as a very lucky taxi driver in Miami, her genuine love of rough sex, a scene shot for her website (BreeOlson.com) that was too deemed too controversial to ever release and her career and latest movies with her contract company, Adam and Eve Pictures (adamandeve.com). Some of the revelations Olson made seemed to even shock a man who has seemingly heard it all.

Always a favorite guest of the show, Howard didn’t even have to convince a very horny Bree who volunteered to hop on their infamous Sybian for a ride and let show co-host Artie Lange give her a spanking. All in all, Bree, Howard and the producers of the show were all thrilled with the appearance and can’t wait to see each other again. With a schedule that never seems to slow down, we’re sure that the next time Bree visits Howard and the gang, she’ll have many more stories that will shock the notorious shock jock.

“I had so much fun on the show and Howard and the rest of the staff there were incredible as always,” Bree said about her appearance. “I loved being back on the show and can’t wait to see them all again in the near future.”
Fans who missed Bree on during her latest travels shouldn’t fret. She’ll be hitting South Florida in a few weeks when she appears at EXXXOTICA Miami Beach (exxxoticamiami.com), May 8th through 10th with fellow Adam & Eve contract star Kayden Kross and tons of other stars at the huge adult consumer convention, and for more appearances they can be sure to visit her website where her schedule is constantly updated.

For more information on Bree Olson, please visit http://www.adamandeve.com.

Boring whore.

Bree has really beautiful skin.

Quote:

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What makes Bree Olson so special is that she's basically the total packages. She's beautiful (easily a perfect 10), has a great body, beautiful big natural titties, an amazing smile. Plus she seems to really love having (dirty and rough) sex, with as many people as possible. And all the dirty talk she does really makes my cock get hard.

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You forgot "does privates" on your definition of the "total package."

Bree Olson's toilet? She IS a toilet, PC.

I have a different punchline, and that is, "I prefer not to consume her (bull)shit."

I don't follow anyone around, at least in the physical sense. I just get a kick out of exploiting her for the fake that she is, then watching her lie in an effort to save face.