Hate posting something this fucking long, but I went to Reason.com tonight seeing if there was information about a protest. Instead I happened upon this article:
Ask Not What Ted Kennedy Can Do For You, But What You Can Do For Ted Kennedy's Sense of Paid Voluntarism BY NICK GILLESPIE Normally I try to keep too many personal details off XPT, but fuck it. And its been a while since I ranted.
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Hello Nick-
I tried to post the following message to you recent article on Reason.com concerning Ted Kennedy but your shitty website kept going blank. I've tried to recite it from memory, so hopefully you do not mind the direct e-mail. I'll try and repost it in the morning. :^)
-Stevie
I visited Reason.com after watching the recent YouTube video by James Randi on the Charlie Lynch case and happened on your current rant against Ted Kennedy.
To tell you the truth I've never been a big fan of Ted Kennedy (or most Democrats for that matter), but that changed for me about a year ago when I first met my girlfriend. I always viewed Ted as a giant hypocrite and have made quite a few jokes at his expense over the years.
She hardly grew up a privileged life; her parents were divorced and her father had his own trouble with drugs and the law. Her uncle, a politician quite active in Massachusetts politics, became her mentor and model. Years ago, in the prime of his life, he suddenly dropped dead leaving a
depressing void in her life.
While in college here in California she signed up for a "Semester in D.C." program working in the Senate. Out of chance she became an aide to Ted Kennedy. He didn't have to show her the time of day; he instead became her mentor and friend filling the spot her dead uncle once did. She's shared many stories from The Capitol including quite a few stories of "Teddy;" and despite my quips to the contrary, she never accepted a ride home from him over any lonely bridges. ;^)
When news of Ted's cancer broke I was the first to tell her. She broke down in tears in my arms.
Yet you couldn't write an article on his policies without your cop out attacking his personal life "a truly ugly sense of entitlement and prima nocturne expanded to cover virtually every element of social interaction." You're such a coward you attack a dying man in such a piss-poor manner.
You're truly a pathetic fucktard. I spent years of my life knee deep among the scum of society: porn stars, prostitutes and pimps (at the forefront of the "Freedom of Expression" battles you extol, while you've done nothing but bitch) and I still consider you ten rungs below them. If I ever see you on the street I would not think twice about laying a right hook across your fat face hoping it causes enough damage to form a nice inoperable tumor on your brain. Or maybe I'll just pray the next time you interview "Buttman" John Stagliano he deposits a nice HIV-infected cum load deep within your anus. I hear he has a penchant for trannies, and you certainly could pass for one. But with today's advancements in
anti-retroviral medication (I'm sure you can afford it), that isn't enough of a fitting, painful demise that you deserve.
A signed picture of Ted and her sits above our fireplace along with the Congressional announcement celebrating her uncle's life. Ted stepped up to the plate when I'm sure he had more important things to do. I go out of my way to point it out when friends who disagree with his politics stop by.
Normally I'd say "Rot in Hell" but I'm sure you subscribe to the usual Libertarian/Atheist bullshit...so instead why don't you go choke on Drew Carey and John Stossel's cocks. I'm sure they're small enough you could deep throat both at once with a little luck as your trap seems to be never ending.
Hopefully when your kids are old enough they'll do what I did and turn to a life of porn and make you proud. I'll even make sure I extend an invitation for them to do their first gay porn (when they're 18 of course!). I can only imagine how much money that amazing video would get on the "Free Market."
Much Love,
Stevie Why
steviewhy.com
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