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Tanner is the cover girl for Volume 9 so I thought it was best to change things up. Besides, Haley Hot is pretty horny, at least to me. She's a vagitarian who did a little meat eating for your viewing pleasure.



then tanner should've been cover for #8, not #9 because she's hot NOW, and this business is _about_ the now. by the time #9 comes out it will be common knowledge that punchface dan desecrated her and nobody will want her anymore.

also nobody gives a fuck that you think boxcover girl is 'horny.'

seriously if a company is nice enough to distribute your filth, the least you can do is design the product to move units. remember the rule of thumb: babyface, not pigeon face.

lastly, you're only funny when you're high.