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#41813 - 07/29/04 05:37 AM Please BAN Smartt
jizzard Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/20/04
Posts: 109
Loc: here nor there
The guy is getting annoying with all the posts, all the 5 stars he's giving his posts, & the gay whining to be a mod. The only way to cure this HIV infection that is Smartt is to ban him!

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#41814 - 07/29/04 06:37 AM Re: Please BAN Smartt
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
finally, someone is waking up. smartt is a complete moron. since xxxporntalk is smartt's life maybe he'll kill himself after being banned.

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#41815 - 07/29/04 07:29 AM Re: Please BAN Smartt
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Feh. Fuck you, you two clowns.

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#41816 - 07/29/04 03:58 PM Re: Please BAN Smartt
jizzard Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/20/04
Posts: 109
Loc: here nor there
Well, they made Kami a mod & she disappeared, but I doubt that'd work w/ Smartt. feh

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#41817 - 07/29/04 04:09 PM Re: Please BAN Smartt
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Which part of "fuck you clown" you failed to understand?

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#41818 - 07/29/04 04:39 PM Re: Please BAN Smartt
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Smartt is the life of this message board in some regard. He's a legend here. He doesn't threaten anyone like Sammura so get a grip of your dick and jack off instead of whinning like a baby!

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#41819 - 07/29/04 04:41 PM Re: Please BAN Smartt
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I want to marry this thread. It has everything you need, a guy that hates smartt, smartt, asking for a banning, angry gen, what more could you ask for, can you please pass the cornchips.
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#41820 - 07/29/04 04:48 PM Re: Please BAN Smartt
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

Smartt is the life of this message board in some regard. He's a legend here. He doesn't threaten anyone like Sammura so get a grip of your dick and jack off instead of whinning like a baby!




Smartt a legend?! you know what else is a legend? Bigfoot! Smartt is uglier than Bigfoot.

Gen, don't tell me what to say. what are you the 'queen of the forums?' maybe you're just on the rag at the moment so I'll let it go.

p.s. you spelled whining wrong. it's one 'n'

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#41821 - 07/29/04 04:52 PM Re: Please BAN Smartt
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Kyoto, you´re a dork.

When I rise to moderatordom, first thing I´ll do will be ban your ass.

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#41822 - 07/29/04 04:56 PM Re: Please BAN Smartt
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Smartt a legend?! you know what else is a legend? Bigfoot! Smartt is uglier than Bigfoot.

Gen, don't tell me what to say. what are you the 'queen of the forums?' maybe you're just on the rag at the moment so I'll let it go.

p.s. you spelled whining wrong. it's one 'n'








Quote:

Kyoto, you´re a dork.

When I rise to moderatordom, first thing I´ll do will be ban your ass.




Dork?, smartt do you get all your english insults from bad 80's corey feldman movies?, you have let a few out in the past few weeks. Great comment on the banning , you have done wonders to your chances of being a mod.


(mod waiting line gets shuffled with smartts latest comment, smartt is removed from his place in the line and moved behind sammura, swami and the outsider in the line)
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#41823 - 07/29/04 05:19 PM Re: Please BAN Smartt
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
For your precious information I'm not on the rag. I'm just more horny on the rag anyways, so enough of the lame excuses to justify my bitch status. I'm no queen, that's more responsibility than I need so pass it on to someone else.

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#41824 - 07/29/04 05:26 PM Re: Please BAN Smartt
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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Quote:

Dork?, smartt do you get all your english insults from bad 80's corey feldman movies?




YES, DAMMIT!!!
DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
DO YOU WANT A PART OF ME?
COME ON, DUDE!
GET IT ON!!!!

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#41825 - 07/29/04 07:20 PM Re: Please BAN Smartt
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
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Quote:

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
DO YOU WANT A PART OF ME?






do you want a part of me, LOL . I love bad brazilian to english.


Edited by smelly monkey (07/29/04 07:22 PM)
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#41826 - 07/29/04 08:00 PM Re: Please BAN Smartt
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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KYOTO owns smartt. Its not even close, i had sammura, brandon had a form of himself in monsier, fayner has me, zenman has jrv, chico had sammura and now smartt has kyoto. Can he handle the heat?. I doubt it. (smartt) (kyoto). Im getting too smiley friendly now. I have to stop this.
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#41827 - 07/29/04 09:43 PM Re: Please BAN Smartt
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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Quote:


do you want a part of me, LOL . I love bad brazilian to english.




I´m quoting David Letterman, you ignoramus.

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#41828 - 07/29/04 11:06 PM Re: Please BAN Smartt
Pussy Power Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 476
Loc: I'm told I look like Tom Cruis...
Smelly, why do you dislike Smartt so much? And don't give me a smart-ass answer (no pun intended).

If the truth be known, I think you (Smelly) is a very fragile person. The last time you sent a private message to me, I found your message to be rather immature, and I felt sorry for you.

By the way, what is your age? You cannot be more than 22.

I like Smartt. Least I am man enough to admit it.

LB.
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#41829 - 07/29/04 11:56 PM Re: Please BAN Smartt
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
I don´t even bother to read SM´s PM´s anymore. I just delete ´em.

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#41830 - 07/30/04 12:32 AM Re: Please BAN Smartt
Pussy Power Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 476
Loc: I'm told I look like Tom Cruis...
I did that this morning. Smelly sent me a message saying something like, "see, I am better than you!"

It was so childish, I just deleted his next message. I couldn't be bothered to read it.

LB.
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http://www.freewebs.com/lordbyron/

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#41831 - 07/30/04 12:45 AM Re: Please BAN Smartt
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

I don´t even bother to read SM´s PM´s anymore. I just delete ´em





What in the hell are you talking about, i have sent you maybe 5 pm's since i have been here. Besides the ones i have sent have been about your behavior which i know you have read, you filthy orbit of hiv.

Quote:

I did that this morning. Smelly sent me a message saying something like, "see, I am better than you!"

It was so childish, I just deleted his next message. I couldn't be bothered to read it.





most people would realize that was me trying to bait you into a slug fest without putting in the normal effort and subtly that i do with posters that i hold in higher regard then dirted up toilet paper, something im afraid to say i don't with you.
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#41832 - 07/30/04 02:18 AM Re: Please BAN Smartt
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Kyoto, you´re a dork.

When I rise to moderatordom, first thing I´ll do will be ban your ass.




say goodbye to smartt as mod

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#41833 - 07/30/04 02:49 AM Re: Please BAN Smartt
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Flawless victory will be mine. As always.

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#41834 - 07/30/04 03:05 AM Re: Please BAN Smartt
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Flawless victory will be mine. As always.




Flawless Victory????? Look in the mirror you turd burglar God put you in the loosers bracket a long time ago.

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#41835 - 07/30/04 07:10 AM Re: Please BAN Smartt
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
The best decision we ever made was giving the monkey his own forum.This shit is priceless.
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#41836 - 07/30/04 10:05 AM Re: Please BAN Smartt
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
from rame

" XXXPorntalk, I'll admit, is starting to get better, but everytime I
enjoy a thread I run smack dab into another one of Smart's fucking scat
pics."

i kinda respect smartt for deeply traumatizing this guy. the pasting the greatest hits of west. lit. was about as cool as gargling magic johnson's blood though.
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#41837 - 07/30/04 10:54 AM Re: Please BAN Smartt
Pussy Power Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 476
Loc: I'm told I look like Tom Cruis...
Quote:

The best decision we ever made was giving the monkey his own forum.This shit is priceless.




Jeff, either your life is so dull, you think Smelly is funny, or you're thick, or just pretending, either way, YOU MUST BE JOKING.

Smelly couldn't make me laugh if he hung his tail from the Statue of Liberty.

LB.
PS. Jeff, buy a joke book.
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#41838 - 07/30/04 02:15 PM Re: Please BAN Smartt
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Jeff, either your life is so dull, you think Smelly is funny, or you're thick, or just pretending, either way, YOU MUST BE JOKING.

Smelly couldn't make me laugh if he hung his tail from the Statue of Liberty.

LB.
PS. Jeff, buy a joke book.





Now taking bets to see who's the next person to be banned latest odds relelased.

lord byron $1.05
rest of field $10.00


lord byron i wouldn't expect someone who makes 15 posts about their star ratings or lesbians marrying straight people posts to find me funny, just like i wouldn't expect a 5 year old to understand the concept behind paying taxes. Just stick to what you do best, making 20 posts a day that all stay under the 30 views side of the board.
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#41839 - 07/30/04 07:08 PM Re: Please BAN Smartt
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

from rame

" XXXPorntalk, I'll admit, is starting to get better, but everytime I
enjoy a thread I run smack dab into another one of Smart's fucking scat
pics."




Who is this guy, and I should I care about him?


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