Oh fuck, she said YES?!?!?! Now I have to go through with it. Pretty, I mean it, let's go to Vegas and just do it. Email me, call me, PM me, text me, smoke signal me, Qualcomm me in my rig, whatever you gotta do. Get ahold of me and we'll plan it out in more detail. I'm TOTALLY serious Pretty, I'm gonna take you to Vegas and marry you as soon as I get home. It's WAAYYY past due, and I don't want anyone else...to be my wife anyway.

-Keep It Dirty

...if we're married in Vegas, does the marriage count in Colorado as well, or does it "stay in Vegas?"