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A friend of Pretty's once told me that I played doctor with her in kindergarten, but I don't really remember it. Does that count? She's CERTAIN of it, as though it were traumatic enough to remember or some shit, whatever. Knows for a FACT it was me because of my last name (there's only 14 or so of us) and the kindergarten I went to and the year. She's got me pegged, but I really don't remember it. Was I drinking to much of the communion wine during chapel?

-Keep It Sterile

...and what the fuck kinda Lutheran kindergarten let's you get away with playin' doc anyway?!?! I couldn't have been THAT wiley, I mean really!?!?!? Weird how I learned damn near EVERYTHING I know about sex from the Lutheran Church, or at least, while at church lol. God bless youth groups!!!



Wow, Dirty you traumatized and sent Pretty down the porn path at the age of five.
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"Quasarman. The only thing this idiot should be directing is french fries into a deep fryer." JS