A friend of Pretty's once told me that I played doctor with her in kindergarten, but I don't really remember it. Does that count? She's CERTAIN of it, as though it were traumatic enough to remember or some shit, whatever. Knows for a FACT it was me because of my last name (there's only 14 or so of us) and the kindergarten I went to and the year. She's got me pegged, but I really don't remember it. Was I drinking to much of the communion wine during chapel?

-Keep It Sterile

...and what the fuck kinda Lutheran kindergarten let's you get away with playin' doc anyway?!?! I couldn't have been THAT wiley, I mean really!?!?!? Weird how I learned damn near EVERYTHING I know about sex from the Lutheran Church, or at least, while at church lol. God bless youth groups!!!