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#417948 - 04/21/09 06:20 PM I'm back
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Let me catch up on all those great Cock Suckitsons posts:



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#417949 - 04/21/09 06:28 PM Re: I'm back
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
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What up my nigga?
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#417950 - 04/21/09 06:32 PM Re: I'm back
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Fuck yeah!!!! NOW IT"S ON UP IN THIS BIATCH!!! I'm gonna message Garfield tonight! If we could get arab,jamesn and chicken back in this motherfucker we would be poised for a hostile take-over ..
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#417951 - 04/21/09 06:47 PM Re: I'm back
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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...If we could get arab,jamesn and chicken back in this motherfucker we would be poised for a hostile take-over ..




I think any one of those would put us over critical mass- two or all three would be like the Germans rolling through Poland.

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#417952 - 04/21/09 11:15 PM Re: I'm back
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Have2cit, glad you're back, mang. Just thought I'd stop by the Cage tonight.
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#417953 - 04/22/09 01:24 AM Re: I'm back
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#417954 - 04/22/09 03:13 PM Re: I'm back
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Have2cit, glad you're back, mang. Just thought I'd stop by the Cage tonight.




Anyone else here think Hav2 is black ops?. He quite often leaves the country at a moments notice and hardly ever maintains radio contact until he's back. His fucken passport reads like a Where's Waldo..Global Edition and his posting history speaks volumes.

Feel free not answer if you think national security is a concern.
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#417955 - 04/22/09 03:21 PM Re: I'm back
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
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Or he could just be a drug addict that goes on binges.
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#417956 - 04/22/09 03:24 PM Re: I'm back
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Or a homeless guy that relies on internet terminals in public libraries.
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#417957 - 04/22/09 03:26 PM Re: I'm back
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Umm ya.. except for the passport thing.

tha fuck?.
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#417958 - 04/22/09 05:03 PM Re: I'm back
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

Anyone else here think Hav2 is black ops?. He quite often leaves the country at a moments notice and hardly ever maintains radio contact until he's back. His fucken passport reads like a Where's Waldo..Global Edition and his posting history speaks volumes.





Anyone else here think black ops is the super secret nickname Have2Shit and his geeky Star Trek convention pals use to describe their geocache games. He quite often claims to leave the country at a moments notice and hardly ever maintains radio contact until he claims he's back. His passport only shows stamps from countries with child sex tourism like Thailand and Cambodia.

But then I'm sure a lot of real life black ops agents would actually spend time trying to get a poster "shunned" on a porn message board.




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#417959 - 04/22/09 05:51 PM Re: I'm back
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Who do you think took out those pirates? Although I have never served, the Navy knows it can count on me. The news feeds got it wrong though. It was just me, 3 shots - 3 kills. /Cock Suckitson

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#417960 - 04/22/09 07:29 PM Re: I'm back
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Quote:

Anyone else here think black ops is the super secret nickname Have2Shit and his geeky Star Trek convention pals use to describe their geocache games. He quite often claims to leave the country at a moments notice and hardly ever maintains radio contact until he claims he's back. His passport only shows stamps from countries with child sex tourism like Thailand and Cambodia.

But then I'm sure a lot of real life black ops agents would actually spend time trying to get a poster "shunned" on a porn message board.




Geocache?

Did you really just try and drop a faglame while including a geocache reference, tard?.
This whole think before you type thing doesn't really suit you, fruit. Get better, yes?.
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#417961 - 04/22/09 07:53 PM Re: I'm back
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Or he could be an EE who works for a company like Fluor Daniel or Blackwater...which is what he has alluded to in the past and his passport indicates.

Coke you "suck-seed" at bringing the fail.

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#417962 - 04/22/09 08:06 PM Re: I'm back
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Or he could be an EE who works for a company like Fluor Daniel or Blackwater...which is what he has alluded to in the past and his passport indicates.





Did he also show you his Orpan Annie decoder ring? Again, you must have missed that part about him being an adult male who spent time trying to get a poster "shunned" on a porn message board - lol.



Loserpher & Have2Shit: get your asses back out on the street. Don't come back until you can each hand me $500. If you make me take off my shoe again, this time I'll be hittin' the face.


Bornyo: I don't remember giving you permission to address me directly. How dare you? Remember your place.

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#417963 - 04/22/09 08:15 PM Re: I'm back
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Your place is well defined by the stench it emanates. Idiot.

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#417964 - 04/22/09 10:27 PM Re: I'm back
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Or he could be an EE who works for a company like Fluor Daniel or Blackwater...which is what he has alluded to in the past and his passport indicates.

Coke you "suck-seed" at bringing the fail.




Since Coke is gonna hog up the thread, y'all got that pic of me when I made that 'Most Likely to Suck Seed' tshirt?
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#417965 - 04/22/09 11:13 PM Re: I'm back
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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y'all got that pic of me when I made that 'Most Likely to Suck Seed' tshirt?




That was kick ass...pardon the expression.



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#417966 - 04/23/09 12:14 AM Re: I'm back
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Did he also show you his Orphan Annie decoder ring?





Fixed that for ya....



Is there a problem with Little Orphan Annie?
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#417967 - 04/23/09 06:08 AM Re: I'm back
have2cit Offline
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Posts: 9113
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Or he could be an EE who works for a company like Fluor Daniel or Blackwater...which is what he has alluded to in the past and his passport indicates.

Coke you "suck-seed" at bringing the fail.




Or I could be a EE who works for a company whose adminisphere is so completely lodged in it's own logistical ass, that they have to send an engineer just to get a couple of land sea containers back to their overland route and on to where they need to be.

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#417968 - 04/23/09 10:22 AM Re: I'm back
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Thank Goodness every now and then,there will be something to jerk off about in here
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