Uhhhh....yeah. Ok, Seinfeld. Good luck with your stand-up career. I will keep my sit-down-and-get-sucked-off career.

May you have enough orgasms to glue together all the pages in your vast library. Or do you just prefer books over people. That's it! You sneak away to your Libary of Cum-less to research all your witty bon mots.

Do us a favour, please. Insert your penis in the largest dictionary you can find, then slam it with all the energy your egghead arms can muster.