I guess that is just one more thing that Steve and I have in common! That was very much like my very last JM bukakkee,a lot of guys start getting calls for boy/girl scenes and abandon the bukakkee line(they are above it,or so they think)I was never above an easy buck and would take the job whenever I was available.The very last one I attended,took place in what I recall as a circus tent somewhere near winnekta hills.The circus-like atmosphere(and about 50 more mopes than I ever recall seeing at one of these things)made this an appropriate location.
Usually my ability to block out the other 60 guys and focus on the pre-show would make me one of the first 5 guys to pop and get my envelope before the scene was even finished.This night was different.... There was too much pushing and foot stepping from the very beginning,and too much chatter(really fucks with my head to be focused on some fine tail and have some dudes gruff voice all up in my ear,the dichotomy is too distracting)About ten guys in I am ready,but everytime I approach someone out of control or just out of courtesy cuts me off and I have to choke the pop off after guy 25 or so there is a lull and I see my opportunity.. I take my position and the wave is rising from my nads,when out of the corner of my eye I see this motherfucker high-stepping all crazy like-like one of those ex-mia.university,nfl running backs from the mid 80's going untouched into the endzone,before the taunting rule.(This was some asian kid name Rocky,Rocker or Rocket or some shit,always showed up weeded the fuck out wearing sunglasses and a fucking trenchcoat)I was at the point of no return and any ref. would say I had clearly established position in the lane and planted my feet...Bastard skidded to a stop about two feet away....AND HIS EJACULATE MISSED THE GIRL COMPLETLY I SUFFERED A DIRECT HIT Johnny Thrust saw this and laughed at me and I believe there is most likely footage of this somewhere in the JM archives(probably get released during my run for senate or some shit)Jim Lane seemed to be amused as well.That was it though ..That was the last one I ever did...I have blocked that from my memory to continue to be able to perform,but talking about it has been cleansing