I woke up this morning feeling pretty good until I logged in and saw that someone had uncovered the REAL ME....

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Bishop is a race traitor*(snip)-

*He makes friends with the white Devils, even makes an honest living...just like teh honkeys do.

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-crocodile
Wow,I mean damn...I was hoping that my assimilation was complete enough that no one would ever dig deep enough to uncover the truth.Maybe that people would just be glad to be able to say "I have a black friend"and leave it at that Now that the truth is out,I feel as a black....(ahem... er, um)... I feel that the whole truth should come out.The reason that I am the way that I am? I owe a debt to a white man that I can never repay(No Burg,I am not talking about your bag of weed,get over it already )I owe my life as I know it to an incredible man that I have come to love(as much as you can love another man without any penetration)Mr. Steve Holmes
Mr. Holmes is a special man,who has been there for me more times than I can count.Back in the beginning of my porn career,when I was circulating my phone number freely in the JM Bukakee lines in an effort to find work,sometimes I would get calls from OTHER types of companies...(Ring,ring..Hello? Hey is this Bishop? Yeah it's me.. Well hey I hope you're feeling super today,cause I'm feeling super!Are you available on wednesday? I'd like to book you for a scene that will be super,you and some other GUY!!! ) I was hungry back then,and a lot of people tried to convince me that the best porn actors swung from both sides of the fence,those calls always involved a lot more money that the hundred bucks I could get on the bukakkee line,so I came to grips with it(or cram,one of those clowns)but I decided if I was gonna have to have sex with another man,and it not turn out like a Max Hardcore(tm)scene with all kinds of vomit,then it was gonna have to be with a dude that I dig on some level...that wouldn't gross me out when his manly whiskers rubbed up against my face A man whom I could be comfortable with,pitching or catching.A gentle man who is easy to talk to and is masculine enough that I could have sex with him and not be gay... or that even if it was gay as long as it was with him I could live with that..That man is Steve Holmes..
So the next time I got one of those gay for pay calls,I tell the guy,"hey I'm feeling super! how are you?I will touch another man's penis for money,but it's gotta be Steve Holmes" and the guy was like,"super! I'll try to get it booked!"Steve Holmes being the icon that he is,was always booked and did not have time to be gay with me So without even knowing it Steve Holmes helped me in my life and career simply by working as much as he does
I finally got to meet Steve in person on one Brandon's Baker's sets at Desi's place in Canoga Park,some years later.He was very humble,and kind and even spent a few minutes out of his superstar life to talk to a mope like me Face,I think you were there that day too.We bumped elbows(the secret pornguy hand shake,you never know whats on a guys hands on a porn set)and he was gone Often in my life I find myself facing tough choices,and if i ask myself,"what would Steve Holmes do?"everything comes up roses He also taught me something about myself,and that is that I can have feelings toward another man that some may consider gay,but as long as we do not consumate those feeling I am still straight,part or me does wish that when we met I could have snuck a kiss on him ...I owe Steve so much,that the only way I can ever pay him back is by being friends with the white man,and by not stealing their cars...
Steve if you are out there Thank You for making me the man I am today..

Darth???

Someone should dig up the post where Steve explains how he got started in the sex business as a kid by letting old fags suck his underage dick for money.

It's true though. Dawg.

What you don't seem to understand,is that this information will not hurt Steve Holmes or change anyone's opinion about what an incredible guy he is.It just makes me feel sorry for you,that you are not more like him.I can assure you that if another man were to profess his love for you,in this forum,Steve would have nothing but well wishes for you.

Ain't nothing wrong with Steve. Why do you keep insisting that there is?

Finally something we agree on! There is certainly nothing wrong with Steve...

This could have been you Bishop

http://www.efukt.com/33_The_Dangers_of_DP_4.html

I guess that is just one more thing that Steve and I have in common! That was very much like my very last JM bukakkee,a lot of guys start getting calls for boy/girl scenes and abandon the bukakkee line(they are above it,or so they think)I was never above an easy buck and would take the job whenever I was available.The very last one I attended,took place in what I recall as a circus tent somewhere near winnekta hills.The circus-like atmosphere(and about 50 more mopes than I ever recall seeing at one of these things)made this an appropriate location.
Usually my ability to block out the other 60 guys and focus on the pre-show would make me one of the first 5 guys to pop and get my envelope before the scene was even finished.This night was different.... There was too much pushing and foot stepping from the very beginning,and too much chatter(really fucks with my head to be focused on some fine tail and have some dudes gruff voice all up in my ear,the dichotomy is too distracting)About ten guys in I am ready,but everytime I approach someone out of control or just out of courtesy cuts me off and I have to choke the pop off after guy 25 or so there is a lull and I see my opportunity.. I take my position and the wave is rising from my nads,when out of the corner of my eye I see this motherfucker high-stepping all crazy like-like one of those ex-mia.university,nfl running backs from the mid 80's going untouched into the endzone,before the taunting rule.(This was some asian kid name Rocky,Rocker or Rocket or some shit,always showed up weeded the fuck out wearing sunglasses and a fucking trenchcoat)I was at the point of no return and any ref. would say I had clearly established position in the lane and planted my feet...Bastard skidded to a stop about two feet away....AND HIS EJACULATE MISSED THE GIRL COMPLETLY I SUFFERED A DIRECT HIT Johnny Thrust saw this and laughed at me and I believe there is most likely footage of this somewhere in the JM archives(probably get released during my run for senate or some shit)Jim Lane seemed to be amused as well.That was it though ..That was the last one I ever did...I have blocked that from my memory to continue to be able to perform,but talking about it has been cleansing

I was hoping Steve ould show up in this thread...He must have been double booked today

Now this is some funny shit.

Bishop, you ever gone bowling with Steve and Manuel?

Gotta give Steve H props for those crazy Public Disgrace videos on Kink.com

I can only wish....Steve was working with Manuel the day I met him on Brandon's set.. Both really cool guys
I'm glad you think It's funny but its all true... Porn leaves scars on you

Do you wear shoes during those bukkake shoots?

Follow up question, has Gia ever pushed you during a bukkake?

o hai! Bishop! I have to say, I fucking love your posts! I dont give a fuck if you think Im annoyiiing or I suck. I love your post anyways... <3

what up bishop? Just another sunny day in California for me...

Bishop... What's the next big thing in Hollywood?.

I say it's chicks like Rachel Bilson and Anne Hathaway flashing dirtstar. Fucken forget Sharon Stone, amirite?.