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Please Uncle Duke, tell us a story of this foul piece of meat's past. I want to know how many members of her high school football or lacrosse team she blew, for instance.



What a weird coincidence! I just got done having a conversation about how nobody in the south knows anything about Lacrosse and this is the first thing I read after hanging up the phone.

So, you are from the North East, no?
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