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#417622 - 04/25/09 08:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Last time I checked, "homosexual" wasn't a gender, but I should come to expect such logic from a 3rd World neophyte.
(wow!!! 3rd world country jokes...that's new on XPT)
the last time i checked "loser stalker douche" i got your complete background check....
alexandra is like that Alien from Eneymy Mine.. you dont know if he is a male or a female, he try to look sometimes like a man, sometimes like a homo and sometimes like a women... and he is good doing that
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#417623 - 04/25/09 10:14 PM
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Last time I checked, "homosexual" wasn't a gender, but I should come to expect such logic from a 3rd World neophyte.
(wow!!! 3rd world country jokes...that's new on XPT)
the last time i checked "loser stalker douche" i got your complete background check....
alexandra is like that Alien from Eneymy Mine.. you dont know if he is a male or a female, he try to look sometimes like a man, sometimes like a homo and sometimes like a women... and he is good doing that
Hmmm, let's compile a list of your jokes that were original?
- Monstar is gay
- Eric is a stalker
- Hav2shit is gay.
Keep'em coming, spic-n-span.
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#417624 - 04/25/09 10:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
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alexandra is like that Alien from Eneymy Mine..
"Enemy Mine"? what a fuckin' topical reference captain caveman! Wow, you are on top of your shit down there in bedrock, please hit me with another cutting edge joke.
you big-titted fat fuck keep jackin' to your rowdy roddy piper vhs. maybe after you pop you might have a moment of clarity and come up with something from this century.
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#417625 - 04/25/09 11:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Holy shit! Dude, who the fuck knows!?  Maury, the results are in, yes? 
nice. while you are busy badly photo shopping, your offspring probably has a finger in the light socket. who knew child abandonment was hereditary?
no wonder your parents bounced. I would have too but at least had the clarity to add some crushed glass to your num-nums. even afterward, they fail. some shit is hereditary.
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#417626 - 04/26/09 05:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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#417627 - 04/26/09 08:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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you big-titted fat fuck
errmmm excuseme... are you talking about big titted fat fucks?? you??? 
that is like a porn whore talking shit about the bunny ranch hookers.
stop crying alenxandra, you are ruining your make up.
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#417628 - 04/26/09 08:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Alex weighs less than I do, and he's about 4-5" taller. I sure as hell don't consider myself fat, at least by non-California standards.
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#417629 - 04/26/09 08:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
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Last time I checked, "homosexual" wasn't a gender, but I should come to expect such logic from a 3rd World neophyte.
(wow!!! 3rd world country jokes...that's new on XPT)
the last time i checked "loser stalker douche" i got your complete background check....
alexandra is like that Alien from Eneymy Mine.. you dont know if he is a male or a female, he try to look sometimes like a man, sometimes like a homo and sometimes like a women... and he is good doing that
Hmmm, let's compile a list of your jokes that were original?
- Monstar is gay
- Eric is a stalker
- Hav2shit is gay.
Keep'em coming, spic-n-span.
h2c??? what are you talking about willis?
h2c is a respectable contender on flame wars, and our feud is old and over, now you and alexandra are to pussies who get pissed off very quick and start doing girlie comebacks, at least alexandra is a shemale, so...but you...L for loser should be a good name for a reality show about you and how girls cheats on you.
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#417630 - 04/26/09 08:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Alex weighs less than I do, and he's about 4-5" taller. I sure as hell don't consider myself fat, at least by non-California standards.
wow! so you have on your records Alex's weight and height ??
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#417632 - 04/26/09 09:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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h2c is a respectable contender on flame wars, and our feud is old and over, now you and alexandra are to pussies who get pissed off very quick and start doing girlie comebacks, at least alexandra is a shemale, so...but you...L for loser should be a good name for a reality show about you and how girls cheats on you.
what the fuck are your talking about, you fucking tubby bitch? all your dated ass responses suck
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h2c??? what are you talking about willis?
what is this '83? I gotta reach back a couple of decades so you have any idea that you are getting cracked on. So go get your lard ass upon the top rope and go jimmy snuka on your burro.
no wonder you keep throwing out "gay, tranny" jokes...where you are from, where 'enemy mine' and 'wwf' are all the rage, it's fuckin' hip. jesus christ, Bam-Bam leave your stone-age family and google some "your momma" jokes or something.
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#417633 - 04/26/09 09:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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wow! so you have on your records Alex's weight and height ??
Let me tell you a story, Capt. Caveman.
Here is the US, they have these things we call airports. Sorry, we don't use gliders from the highest cliff in order to escape the hell that is our island paradise. From these airport things, I fly to LA &/or Vegas each year, and yes, I run into "Alexandra".
I know this comes as a surprise to you, but it's called power of observation. He's taller than I am, and leaner, too. It's not hard to ascertain that he's not fat, nor does he have big titties. But I'd expect that from the education system of country that is on the same scale of the hunger crisis in Somalia.
Signed, "The Loser who got cheated on" (since your mentality isn't able to comprehend anything else).
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#417634 - 04/26/09 09:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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stop crying alenxandra, you are ruining your make up.
on snap! you got me! LOL you must wear the biggest sombrero around your village, poncho.
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#417635 - 04/26/09 09:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#417636 - 04/26/09 10:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Loc: The Planet Houston
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alexandra and erica
that the best you got? adding an 'a' to a name and a youtube link? yabba-dabb-dumb.
"me got him! Me make 'enemy mine' joke! Ha! Next me posted name with 'a' at the end! Me Winner!!! ...Mom, make me burrito. Me be here for awhile...."
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#417637 - 04/26/09 10:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
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h2c is a respectable contender on flame wars, and our feud is old and over, now you and alexandra are to pussies who get pissed off very quick and start doing girlie comebacks, at least alexandra is a shemale, so...but you...L for loser should be a good name for a reality show about you and how girls cheats on you.
what the fuck are your talking about, you fucking tubby bitch? all your dated ass responses suck
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h2c??? what are you talking about willis?
what is this '83? I gotta reach back a couple of decades so you have any idea that you are getting cracked on. So go get your lard ass upon the top rope and go jimmy snuka on your burro.
no wonder you keep throwing out "gay, tranny" jokes...where you are from, where 'enemy mine' and 'wwf' are all the rage, it's fuckin' hip. jesus christ, Bam-Bam leave your stone-age family and google some "your momma" jokes or something.
the girl who opened a thread asking which Evel Knievel's jacket she should buy... is saying that, why you dont came out of the closet Alexa? you can make more money scamming fag pornstars doing your "PR"(what a fucking joke!!) for them.
you and eric make the perfect couple you 2 should get married ...ohh sorry CA is not allowing the Fag marriage anymore ...im really sorry
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#417638 - 04/26/09 10:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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alexandra and erica
that the best you got? adding an 'a' to a name and a youtube link? yabba-dabb-dumb.
"me got him! Me make 'enemy mine' joke! Ha! Next me posted name with 'a' at the end! Me Winner!!! ...Mom, make me burrito. Me be here for awhile...."
burrito? Chico Travieso is the mexican guy here
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#417642 - 04/26/09 06:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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MY SPACE BULLETIN FROM EVA
I'm Cumming Back & I'm Exclusive!
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skinworXXX Announces Eva Angelina’s Comeback Movie, and Officially Announces Teagan Presley and Eva Angelina as Exclusive Stars and Owners!
April 22, 2009
The announcement fans have been waiting for from Eva Angelina was officially made Wednesday on Playboy Radio’s Night Calls. Eva’s first movie back is after a year leave from the business is Deviance: Eva Angelina, and will also be her first film for skinworXXX, the studio she now also has an ownership/executive producer role in. Joining Angelina in Deviance is adult legend Teagan Presley, who also serves as an owner/executive producer. Both stars will perform exclusively for skinworXXX, and promise to make movies that the fans want to see.
“We wanted to give fans a treat, so we decided to shoot a free bonus scene available today. This is one of the dirtiest girl/girl scenes I’ve ever shot, and I think fans will be blown away,” gushes Eva. “The chemistry Teagan and I have makes working with her a real pleasure. She is definitely not a girl who is ‘gay for pay,’ and that shows up on screen.
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“Fans are used to seeing me doing really aggressive boy/girl anal scenes, and as I did with Sun Goddess: Malibu, I wanted to show that I can exclusively do girls now, but still give fans a nasty scene they expect from me.” Presley adds, “My first girl/girl ever was with Eva, and as you can see in our scene we released today, we have a ton of sexual chemistry that’s been brewing for a few years.” The scene, which director Joshua dubbed Cumbacks: Eva Angelina and Teagan Presley, runs nearly a full half hour, and features some of the most aggressive girl/girl action either star has performed. Cumbacks was shot in 1080P HD and in one take, and is available exclusively on DevianceXXX. com (launching this week) and is available now on SunGoddessXXX. com and AdultBluReview. com, and will also be featured on TeaganPresley. com and EvaAngelinaXXX. com as well.
“I decided to be exclusive to skinworXXX as I really like Teagan and Joshua, and the way Sun Goddess has turned out convinced me. They aren’t just turning out porn, they are making quality movies that look ridiculously hot and still have very hard sex. I’ve wanted to be an exclusive star when I returned, and what a better way than owning a part of my own studio,” explains Eva about her decision to only perform for skinworXXX. Adds Presley, “I obviously love being a contract girl, and I like being able to have creative input on everything, and do the movies I want to do, and that fans want me to do.” Both skinworXXX stars are also available for feature dancing exclusively through A-List Features.
Eva Angelina’s first movie back, Deviance: Eva Angelina, will film on location in May, and will feature Eva in multiple boy/girl scenes including anal and double penetration, and will also feature Presley in a girl/girl, as well as three other scenes of boy/girl action with different big name stars, in a six-scene movie that will surely be one of the biggest films of the year. “Fans expect me to be one of the dirtiest girls in the business, and I plan on having a cock in everyone of my holes! You will not be disappointed,” Eva teases fans.
“We’ve had very good response both critically and from fans on the look and feel of our first movie, Sun Goddess: Malibu. I wanted to show fans that we are not just a girl/girl studio. Deviance is going to be hard, aggressive and dirty. It is not going to be bright and pretty like the Sun Goddess series. This is Deviance. You will feel naughty watching this one,” director Joshua explains his new franchise. “We are going to still deliver some of the most elaborate HD sequences fans have ever seen, but in a darker atmosphere and with hard boy/girl sex.
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Eva Angelina is also up for the coveted Twisty’s Treat of the Year, and fans can vote now once a day for free at www.voteforeva. com. Presley is also nominated for multiple F.A.M.E. Awards, and fans can vote for Presley also at www.thefameawards. com.
Deviance: Eva Angelina will film in May and is expected to street later this summer on DVD, Blu-ray, VOD and on skinworXXX proprietary iTunes compatible download.
About skinworXXX:
skinworXXX was formed by adult powerhouse Teagan Presley and director/executive producer Joshua in December 2008. The studio’s first film, Sun Goddess: Malibu features Teagan Presley, Bree Olson, Sasha Grey and Gianna Lynn, and was shot on location in true high-definition. skinworXXX recently added Eva Angelina as an executive producer/owner, and both Presley and Angelina perform exclusively for skinworXXX. skinworXXX promises to be a new technology leader for the adult community as well as delivering crossover mainstream marketing such as The Search for Sun Goddess contest in which fans will vote to pick ten girls to appear in an upcoming Sun Goddess release. For more information on skinworXXX and the Sun Goddess or the Deviance series, visit on the world wide web at www.sungoddessxxx. com or www.deviancexxx. com.
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#417643 - 04/26/09 08:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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I thought all porn stars had chemistry in press releases? And the movie / production was a complete success, and everyone was in happy, shiny people land? 
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#417644 - 04/27/09 03:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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"director/executive producer Joshua" The man with "The Mark of The Beast" in his neck is now 'porn' director?
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#417645 - 04/27/09 03:53 AM
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Registered: 12/26/07
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Let's see: They have two contract whores; both past their prime, one doing G/G only and a "director" with no experience whatsoever. Their main attraction is that a pw who has done it all million times already will do it all once again...this time in "high definition".
Still, I wish them success, porn needs new people to deliver something different then more of the same run-of-the-mill gonzo we've seen million times already.
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#417646 - 04/27/09 08:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Croc,
Since most whores don't have the slightest sense of a business plan, let alone acting upon one, it's needless to say that fucking on film is all they ever know. Those with any additional working skills turn to hooking, obviously.
Of course, the small percentage with some sense of a business plan might pick up a camera, or god forbid, get a normal 9-to-5 job. Regardless, the only retired whore is a dead one.
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#417647 - 04/27/09 09:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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Actually all whores understand the concept of a business plan. They just use different terminology.
Whorespeak translation: business plan=appointment book/Blackberry calendar
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#417648 - 04/27/09 11:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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#417650 - 04/27/09 12:00 PM
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#417652 - 04/27/09 12:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#417653 - 04/27/09 01:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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You feel the need to make EVERY FUCKING THREAD about yourself, and people like Mon*, Bornyo and I call you out on it. This doesn't make us stalkers. Think of us more as the exterminators, and you're the infestation of cockroaches on the board. Silly cunt 
no shit. early this morning I check in on XPT and there is some fuckin poem or lyrics (i only glanced) she posted up in the cage (which have since deleted).
I know she is a lonely sap in life but how hard up for attention does one have to be? Obviously very. It's the "if they are talking shit about me it means i'm popular" mindset.
Come on Free, spend some time with the girl. post a flowery comment on her myspace or make her a mix tape or something.
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#417655 - 04/27/09 02:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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if ANYONE is a bottom bitch, trailerette. it would be you. go feed your kids, actually don't. you'd be doing them a favor to let them die.
"mommy how did you and daddy #3 meet?"
"on a porn message board  where we exchanged love notes all day"
hopefully your womb rejects get hit by a bus right in front of you. If that happens please LMK it would brighten my day.
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BTW, Freestylah likes someone else...
like so many others once sobriety hits, he passed, huh? enjoy dying alone.
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#417656 - 04/27/09 03:00 PM
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Monstar: Your taunts are weaker then those of an old, toothless squaw
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#417657 - 04/27/09 03:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Ok, are you ready? Here it goes... Mansfart squirrrted:Quote:
if ANYONE is a bottom bitch, trailerette. it would be you.
Here from, URBAN DICTIONARY:
Bottom Bitch
1.The one girl the pimp reserves for himself, or the player's favourite girl.
2. A pimps main whore or main lady!!
So you're saying you and the chick I keep MS painting called it quits? I don't know her name. Also, NO thanks, I'm not interested.
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like so many others once sobriety hits, he passed, huh? enjoy dying alone.
Everyone dies alone, you dumbfuck, unless they are conjoined twins... Save YOUR image, wreaksauce, don't reply!
Skeeter says what?! 
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#417662 - 04/28/09 11:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Viznizzlesayz:Quote:
Meanwhile, outside of the electrotrailer...
Umm, dude, that's actually Jeff. He's outside my window.
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I can imagine the look of disappoint on your face when he slid the note back across your desk with "no" circled. "Yes" and "Maybe" were left completely unmarked. 
Yes, you're right I was devastated!
 On the back it says, "Fuck off now, thanks!", in Dutch.
Then all of a sudden, the mail arrives and I recieved a letter from you, AGAIN! Very creepy...
PS. This is like the third time I heard you mention passing notes, what's up that? It's not "tweeeeny"? I looove passing notes... Gotta go now, iCarly is on! She is sooo KewL! <3
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#417665 - 04/28/09 12:36 PM
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