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#416938 - 04/17/09 01:22 AM Jesus appears in Kit Kat bar
jeff jordan Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 05/22/08 Posts: 1272 Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...	"FIRST it was images of the Virgin Mary appearing in a piece of cheese toast and a pretzel. Now Jesus Christ himself has apparently turned up in a Kit Kat bar." _________________________ Jeff Jordan: "Common man from LA"
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#416939 - 04/17/09 02:31 AM Re: Jesus appears in Kit Kat bar
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Um, I can see that it resembles a man's face, but not neccessarily Jesus. It's like the time I attended my friend's ultrasound and she was like, "She's got my nose." Lady, I don't see shit; just a blurry blob of a baby and only if I really try hard. Some people look for any excuse to see Jesus. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#416940 - 04/17/09 02:39 AM Re: Jesus appears in Kit Kat bar
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	huh, I always figured Jesus to be a Snickers man. _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#416941 - 04/17/09 10:33 AM Re: Jesus appears in Kit Kat bar
cameronkeys Gay For Pay Registered: 12/24/07 Posts: 997 Loc: FL	Looks more like Gonzo from the Muppets _________________________ myspace.com/pornstarcameronkeys twitter.com/cameronkeys cameronkeys.com
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#416942 - 04/17/09 12:46 PM Re: Jesus appears in Kit Kat bar
jeff jordan Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 05/22/08 Posts: 1272 Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...	Quote: "She's got my nose." That's hysterical. Quote: huh, I always figured Jesus to be a Snickers man. Ahh.. forgot about that one. Nice. Quote: Looks more like Gonzo from the Muppets Or even this guy... (Dood completely fucked up my radio dial for years, and now he wants a handout. Fuck off, Jesus freak.) Attachments 404437-brian_welch.jpg (4 downloads) _________________________ Jeff Jordan: "Common man from LA"
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#416943 - 04/17/09 03:19 PM Re: Jesus appears in Kit Kat bar
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	I knew chocolate was the real manna ! _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#416944 - 04/17/09 03:23 PM Re: Jesus appears in Kit Kat bar
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	What about the little children?
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#416945 - 04/17/09 03:56 PM Re: Jesus appears in Kit Kat bar
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	This looks a little too similar to the shroud of Turin. Shopped? _________________________
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#416946 - 04/17/09 04:00 PM Re: Jesus appears in Kit Kat bar
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	Quote: What about the little children? Stop molesting them. _________________________
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#416947 - 04/17/09 04:48 PM Re: Jesus appears in Kit Kat bar
Bill Hicks Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 717 Loc: Off the mortal coil	I'm kinda surprised the person who "saw" it wasn't Mexican.
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#416948 - 04/17/09 05:46 PM Re: Jesus appears in Kit Kat bar
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Mexicans don't eat kit kats ! I'm surprised it wasn't a Chinee man ! _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#416949 - 04/17/09 07:59 PM Re: Jesus appears in Kit Kat bar
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Looks like Megatron
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#416950 - 04/18/09 06:37 AM Re: Jesus appears in Kit Kat bar
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: blurry blob of a baby Isn't Blurry Baby Blob one of those bands CGP is always going on about?
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#416951 - 04/18/09 09:12 AM Re: Jesus appears in Kit Kat bar
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Quote: blurry blob of a baby Isn't Blurry Baby Blob one of those bands CGP is always going on about? _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#416952 - 04/18/09 11:23 AM Re: Jesus appears in Kit Kat bar
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Quote: blurry blob of a baby Isn't Blurry Baby Blob one of those bands CGP is always going on about? Nah, I believe it's just the after effect of electro's birth control program. Attachments 404656-hanger.jpg (2 downloads) _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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