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"Yeah, you get a lot of head but you have to pay for it. Loser."



I like this one best. Try to follow it up with something that includes the words hater or gellus and you're in business, Napoleon.

Bragging about the number of blowjobs you get is like a high school jock bragging about his dick size, or who how many people he's slept with. The reality is, nobody cares. People like me certainly aren't jealous of your resume & ability to pollute the globe in your mission to increase the national Herpes ratio from 1:5 to 1:4 , even if it is only giving it to some of the foulest looking skanks in LA.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron