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Paul Potts was a better ringer.



Agreed..She's a fucken goblin.



aren't we cavalier. you can't tell me you wouldn't throw a jump on that, if just for the experience. so what if the little voice (darwin) is urging you not to- you're being tested, son. christie brinkley spread her meat for billy joel and nature's still lookin to get that debt paid. so maybe the undergrowth is outta control and creeps out of her one piece, but i hear the winterbush is making a comeback.

ankles behind her ears, pry the 432 bumper sticker off her chest with your teeth, and then PSB pump squirt & bail, she's got a crap eating grin and you got a memory. and you made somebody happy. not her. you. a month later who knows you might even start missing that tender touch- those hands look mighty soft.