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#416447 - 04/15/09 10:38 AM AC Cream goes EMO
Crocodile Offline
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This is a bit old but good. AC Cream's myspace blog frum January 28 2008:


FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT CARE....

I just figured I'd vent a little with a blog. I don't do these very often, but I don't really feel like I have anybody to really vent to. I'm going to do 3 things in this blog. I'm gonna vent openly about a situation that has pushed me past the point of no return. Then I'm going to explain what my future plans are. Then finally I'm going to give my farewell for the near future. Ok venting time....



PRIVATE vs PUBLIC

In Private you tell me you love me.

In Public you act like you don't know me.

----

In Private you tell me to not leave your side no matter what.

In Public you tell me to just go away so you can do business.

----

In Private you kiss and hug me.

In Public you blow me kisses after you know nobody is looking.

----

In Private you tell me all the things we are going to do.

In Public you do all those things with everybody but me.

----

In Private you often talk about your love of sleeping with me.

In Public you avoid me in the evening at all cost.

----

In Private you act like I'm very important to you.

In Public you act like I'm a bother to you.



Having said all that above. I've decide the month of February is going to be "ME TIME". I've got to do things to change my life, raise my self-esteem, and make me happy. I can't continue to lose sleep over people who don't return my feelings for them and that don't make time for me. I'm adopting a new outlook on life. "Don't make somebody a priority, who only makes you and option".



So I'm gonna be laying low for a while. I'm not going to ignore my real friends. I'm just no longer going to make them the focus of my life.



I love you all.



Peace & Chicken Grease!



Ace AKA AC
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#416448 - 04/15/09 10:49 AM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Fanboi's should be the first to know whores lie. WTF
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#416450 - 04/15/09 11:17 AM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Quote:

Peace & Chicken Grease!





Told ya.

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#416451 - 04/15/09 01:30 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
Willie D Offline

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Quote:

Okay, which PW was feeding the creature we call AC.


Cindi Loftus.

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#416452 - 04/15/09 01:35 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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That fucker sounds like he's pissed off after he found out an interactive point of view dvd wasn't made with him specifically in mind.
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#416453 - 04/15/09 01:57 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Wow, Dean! Very nice one!
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#416454 - 04/15/09 10:29 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Bless his cholesterol corroded heart, but that was posted 3 months ago, is the michael jordan of porn forum romeos still around? I hope he didn't do something smart, like, kill himself.
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#416455 - 04/16/09 01:19 AM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Quote:

I hope he didn't do something smart, like, kill himself.



Sorry, almost forgot " "


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#416456 - 05/01/09 09:17 AM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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When he sez "in private" hes talking about when he pops in a DVD and watches her on his TV screen.
This is one fucked up lonely dude.
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#416457 - 05/01/09 05:31 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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AC Cream is still an XPT hobby, huh? Interesting. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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#416458 - 05/01/09 11:28 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Quote:

AC Cream is still an XPT hobby, huh? Interesting. The more things change, the more they stay the same.




Hello steph, ive got a hard drive for you, come here fido, i want to feel your rib cage.
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#416459 - 05/01/09 11:56 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
inebriated kiwi Offline
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I find it hard to believe AC has ever touched a woman he hasn't had to pay first. Possibly he confused a business transaction with a relationship.

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#416460 - 05/05/09 09:32 AM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Quote:

AC Cream is still an XPT hobby, huh? Interesting. The more things change, the more they stay the same.




Hobby? No, think of it more as a public service announcement to warn women who might meet up with him so they dont end up in a shallow grave.
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#416461 - 05/05/09 02:25 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Quote:

AC Cream is still an XPT hobby, huh? Interesting. The more things change, the more they stay the same.




you know someone's really well read when their philosophical quotes come from an Enigma CD circa 1990.

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#416462 - 05/05/09 07:35 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Quote:

Quote:

AC Cream is still an XPT hobby, huh? Interesting. The more things change, the more they stay the same.




you know someone's really well read when their philosophical quotes come from an Enigma CD circa 1990.




Enigma? I saw Katy Perry.


You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
Yeah you, PMS
Like a bitch
I would know

And you always think
Always speak
Crypticly

I should know
That you're no good for me

Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

You, You don't really want to stay, no
You, but you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down

We used to be
Just like twins
So in sync
The same energy
Now's a dead battery
Used to laugh bout nothing
Now your plain boring

I should know that
you're not gonna change

Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

You, You don't really want to stay, no
You, but you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down

Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love bi-polar
Stuck on a roller coaster
Can't get off this ride

You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes

Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

You, you don't really want to stay, no
You, but you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down

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#416463 - 05/05/09 08:51 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Posts: 115
Quote:

Hobby? No, think of it more as a public service announcement to warn women who might meet up with him so they dont end up in a shallow grave.




Maybe I didn't pay close enough attention. I always thought the fucker was a little off, but is he actually dangerous?
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#416464 - 05/05/09 10:50 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
Willie D Offline

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Quote:

Maybe I didn't pay close enough attention. I always thought the fucker was a little off, but is he actually dangerous?


You should ask Christie Lee and her pizza boxes. He went postal.

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#416465 - 05/05/09 11:55 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
Claude Goddard Offline
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Posts: 2512
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Quote:


you know someone's really well read when their philosophical quotes come from an Enigma CD circa 1990.




I remember Hunter S Thompson saying Alphonse Karr said it originally, but as he noted 'what can you expect from a cynical frog?'

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#416467 - 05/06/09 06:27 AM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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I believe that was in the "AC Cream, life as a fanboy" thread.

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#416468 - 05/06/09 09:31 AM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
inebriated kiwi Offline
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What does the AC in AC Cream stand for?

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#416469 - 05/06/09 09:38 AM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
cqd Offline
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Ace Cartier AKA AC Cream

look at his myspace


Edited by conquistador (05/06/09 09:39 AM)
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#416470 - 05/06/09 09:44 AM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Thanks for the link...I think.

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#416471 - 05/06/09 10:38 AM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
freestylah Offline
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Quote:

Ace Cartier AKA AC Cream

look at his myspace




Hmm, thanks. I thought it meant 'Anal Cunt'.
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#416472 - 05/06/09 10:51 AM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Claude is correct. It is an old french saying (more epigram than proverb):

Quote:

"plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose"






Karr was a French writer and editor of Le Figaro, who lived in the mid 19th century.

Engima is/are just an intellectual poseur.
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#416473 - 05/06/09 01:12 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Quote:

I believe that was in the "AC Cream, life as a fanboy" thread.




Yes, one of the greatest threads in xpt history.
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#416474 - 05/07/09 09:50 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Loc: Sydney Australia
Quote:

Quote:

I believe that was in the "AC Cream, life as a fanboy" thread.




Yes, one of the greatest threads in xpt history.




Just looked up that thread...fucking hilarious stuff.

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#416475 - 05/08/09 06:30 AM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I got a pm from ace asking me to remove this thread.
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#416477 - 05/08/09 09:58 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Quote:

I got a pm from ace asking me to remove this thread.




I wish he'd come back for another round, last time was comedy gold.

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#416478 - 05/09/09 03:43 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Looks like AC Cream is running 2 hours late to Cindy's booth at ExoticaMiami.

clicky. i can't screen cap on this phone.
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#416479 - 05/09/09 03:45 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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I hate when old women blog/twitter and use "lol" all the time without any apparent reason for doing so.
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#416480 - 05/09/09 03:47 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Quote:

I hate when old women blog/twitter and use "lol" all the time without any apparent reason for doing so.



I'm sorry... LoL...


FuKKKing AmeriKKKans!
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#416481 - 05/09/09 03:57 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Quote:

Quote:

I hate when old women blog/twitter and use "lol" all the time without any apparent reason for doing so.



I'm sorry... LoL...


FuKKKing AmeriKKKans!




I was referring to this gem by Cindi Loftus "I need to kick Ace's ass right now because he's 2 hours late, if he was a porn star that might be forgiveable, lol"

Laughing at your own shitty jokes=fail Cindi
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#416482 - 05/09/09 08:05 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Posts: 4795
I'm blasted. I am gonna eat some sleeping pills and end this day.

Cheers.

The next 12 hours won't exist for me. Drink up. Glug glug glug.

I post on a board filled with misanthropic assholes. And everyone wished me a happy birthday. Here's mud in your eye maybe?


Edited by conquistador (05/09/09 08:09 PM)
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#416483 - 05/15/09 08:51 AM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
Jeff Steward Offline
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Quote:

I got a pm from ace asking me to remove this thread.




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#416484 - 05/17/09 07:26 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Please forgive my noobiness, but who the fuck is this clown? I mean, the Life as a Fanboi thread was pretty priceless, because you seldom see that many pics of a stereotypical raincoater hobnobbing with the elite of the jizzbiz in one place. Is this Gomer more than just a fanboi? Is he a wheel in the biz or something? Or is he just some spazz with more time and money than sense who's managed to make his self obnoxious enough to attract attention? Please somebody, give me some background on this walking, talking, laminate wearing train wreck. I needs me a backstory!!

Barry
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#416485 - 05/17/09 08:22 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Quote:

Or is he just some spazz with more time and money than sense who's managed to make his self obnoxious enough to attract attention?




That's pretty much the gist of it. He's got cajones though to get out there like he does. I'd be a shut-in...
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#416486 - 05/18/09 12:23 AM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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Haaaaaaaa Barry, I was once like you. I traveled from a far off land from the north to a place of sand, sun and sex. And, lo, i did capture a pic of the monument to fanboi-ism.The alpha and the omega. He is us. We are him....



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#416487 - 11/24/09 09:48 AM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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AC is still sad. From his twatter:
"# I have 2 decide if I can live a life w/ no feelings. W/ what can u do 4 me, here 2day gone 2morrow friends. I just don't know if I can. 8:48 PM Nov 20th from web "

"# I am so sick of people flipping their "act" when we go from electronic to in person. I know I'm fat & ugly, but isn't that clear online? 8:33 PM Nov 20th from web "

"# If any of u have noticed I've been MIA on Twitter. Its mainly due 2 computer issues, but I also need 2 soul search. What do I mean 2 peeps? 8:21 PM Nov 20th from web "
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#416488 - 11/24/09 12:57 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Quote:

I know I'm fat & ugly, but isn't that clear online?




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#416489 - 11/24/09 01:16 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
have2cit Offline
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Posts: 9113
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Quote:

I know I'm fat & ugly, but isn't that clear online?





What isn’t clear online is the Lennie Small look in his eyes, the subsequent fear he will crush the life from you accidentally, and the Darth Vader style breathing he does even while seated. Oh and the sweating, you just know he can sweat through a couch.

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#416490 - 11/24/09 06:52 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Maybe he has heinous body odor that is only revealed in person.

That and the fact that he's a casting director's dream for "homicidal stalker cannibal".
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#416492 - 11/24/09 08:10 PM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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You think he'd throw away good meat?

Anyway, lonely, pathetic guys like that keep the victims in their fridge for company.
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#416494 - 11/25/09 01:20 AM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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The lunatic in the X Files episode "Unruhe" always reminds me of AC.




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#416495 - 11/25/09 05:21 AM Re: AC Cream goes EMO
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Quote:

As Jeffrey D, once said, "Meth ruins the meat".




Ah! I see ...
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