I am not sure what the closed captioning would be like but now that I am the mother of a child with super sonic ears...I need a way to enjoy my porn short of hitting the mute button..

But how cool would Closed Captioned porn be to read and rub off to

Not. Doesn't sound like fun to me.

Just plug some headphones into the speakers, problem solved.

However, I'm not sure close captioning porn would help the dead in any way.

yeah i just caught that...

Quote:

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I am the mother of a child with super sonic ears...

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So the adoption thingy worked out after all? Wow! I'm genuinely happy for you xbit! (girl or boy?)

I'll type out a soundtrack for you. You can print it out and read it when you mute:

"Yeah
Yes
Ooooh
Ahhhh
Yes
Fuck me
Fuck my tight asshole
Let me taste my dirty asshole
Yes
Yes
Ahhhh"


Sorry xxxBit that's the best I can do just now- Burglar will be along shortly to add some key phrases.

This raises the spectre of another porn genre: karaoke porn. Imagine the scrolling screen of dialogue.

I recommend a set of wireless headphones.

yes I have an 11 yr old girl named Brittany.....she is not up for adoption at this time just fostering........so right now my family is temporary.....

Congratulations on that. Well done!

My other suggestion is obvious but just wait till she's not home. Same technique you would use if you lived with room mates.

Also congrats.

Conq dude, the girl is 11 years old and xbit is a teacher. They are probably always home at the same time.

Ahhh, I hadn't gathered the teacher part. Thanks.

I remember most of the Private releases being subtitled...

Don't know if Euro porn is your thing though.

yeah we are home at the same time except this week i enrolled her in a art camp during the day over at the art museum since we are both on spring break.......(needed the time and space to do some proper cleaning)

and yes at 11 it isn't like she goes out anywhere without me....so not only has my sex life changed....so has by masturbation life!

and thanks all

will give the private titles a search and try....

Look for "The Tower" if you can find it. Their late 90's early 00's period was especially good.

And they have done some downright weird features. Like renting the plane they filmed Apollo 13 on and doing weightless sex scenes. Which I think is weird in a good way.

[runon_sentence]"Look into my eyes you beautiful filthy fucking whore and open your mouth and stick out your tongue as I dump a huge load of cum right smack dab on your taste buds so you can know what a weeks worth of not-jackin-off tastes like from me since I saved it knowing you were going to come over here today and gobble my fucking DNA and love it yeah thats right LOVE IT you fucking love it dont ya you cum gobbling whore you live for this shit knowing that this moment will be burned into my brain forever years from now when I want to jerk off I will hit recall inside my head and see you as I dump yet another load into a sock or the toilet or even better if I happen to GET MARRIED instead of thinking about my wife while fucking her doggie style I will close my eyes as I plunge my wife's hole and visualize you as you are RIGHT NOW eating my cum how does that make you feel? Powerful? Sexy? Filthy? who cares, just OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH here it comes hold it hold it fuck yeahhhhhhhhh oh shit look at that here look into the mirror before you swallow that shit....."[/runon_sentence}

I started reading Hustler when I was around 7 or 8 and I turned out fine. A little accidental porno sound won't damage an 11 year old that badly as long as you aren't actually showing it her or encouraging her watching the porn.

Meh. I'm pretty sure that any kid with access to a computer has seen porn at this point.

She can't risk it if she wants to continue fostering children.

From the Onion (video):

Study:Children Exposed to Pornography May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy