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#416391 - 04/14/09 06:34 PM Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
(special thanks to a friend who says i should adress this)
I was away from xxxpt for a minute because LIFE sometimes leads you to different places but I am back...
Since my return I have noticed that there are more than a few... small-minded,one-trick,one-joke-that-wasn't-even-funny-or-true-the-the-first-time-they-told-it,recently-regged',run-and-hide-when-you-adress-them,trying-to-be-a-big-fish-in-a-small-pond-by-nipping-at-the-fins-of-the-REAL-big-fish-BITCHES running around here as if they,not only have something to contribute,but as if this is somehow something that they have built or lay claim to.....
amongst others..... You run around in here throwing the same rock over and over hoping that the next time you might hit something Pissing on thread after thread all over this board like if you just say it one more time in one more unrelated thread,somebody will see what kind of man you really are
A couple of you seem really put-off by my return.Unfortunately I could give a fuck.
"Ya got a little rap that's cool wit me,ya got a little car,little jeweleries,but NONE OF YALL MOTHERFUCCAS CAN FOOL WIT ME!!!!" Now a few of you seem to have learned the error of your ways...And some of us may have gotten off on the wrong foot(redgoat you and me are cool) But the rest of you faggots that really think you want it? Really want to ride this thing till the wheels come off?Come on up in here and let's do that. Stop sitting there wit your nose stuck to your jizz-crusted screen waiting for me to post so you can piss on another thread with your drivel about how black you think Iam,How much money you think I make or the 31 days I did in L.A. county jail when I got caught with the bag of weed I was selling that put an entire post-production facility in my house! I posted about it when it happened.What you think you gonna melt me down with the shit I gave you?Run wit the big dogs or stay on the porch. Come correct or cum into a tissue.,and when the fur starts to fly,don't grow tits I am here to address any issues that any of you may have with me at anytime...
Man up



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#416392 - 04/14/09 07:09 PM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I doubt you'll have any takers Bishop. Too much attention. In effect you've woken up in the middle of the night, flipped on the kitchen light and just barely caught a glimpse of brown scurrying under the cabinets and fridge.

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#416393 - 04/14/09 07:14 PM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Yeah you can hear a pin drop in here.I just hoped to give them a place to vent so they can stop derailing threads Ya know,tryin' to control the infestation


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#416394 - 04/14/09 07:29 PM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton


-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#416395 - 04/14/09 07:37 PM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
^^The lovely and^^ talented Trinity Post.. That was a good day


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#416396 - 04/14/09 07:46 PM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5232
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
(whispering,,,,) That's it Bishop....give it to the lil bitches..


Is that what you had in mind?
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#416397 - 04/14/09 08:33 PM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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(whispering,,,,) That's it Bishop....give it to the lil bitches..


Is that what you had in mind?


I think I can pop now.
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#416398 - 04/14/09 11:13 PM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Bishop, why do you have Chairman Mao tattooed on your torso?

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#416399 - 04/15/09 01:56 AM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




Oh gawd, I HATE shooting in that house. That house up the long, winding dusty canyon that once belonged to Captain and Tennille.
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#416400 - 04/15/09 03:41 AM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
melpster Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/01/07
Posts: 66
I was gonna say Kim Jung-Il, but I think you're right.

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#416401 - 04/15/09 04:31 AM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
I'm still trying to figure out what's the difference between you and Donkey. Sure, you are slightly more articulate and you probably understand the difference between the words "opinion" and "option" but formal matters aside, both yours and Donkey's presence on XPT can be summed up in:: you rock, you fuck many bitches, your life is great and everyone who criticizes you must be a loser whose sex life is limited to jerking off to pornography. You both come across as rude and delusional.

Your apparent belief that people should not criticize you or your posts just because you qualified for the role of "angry black man with big cock" in such blockbusters as "Gangland" or "White Trash Whore" is simply not based on reality.
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#416402 - 04/15/09 08:21 AM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Duh, that's his sons picture.

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#416403 - 04/15/09 09:42 AM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
See? Now we are getting somewhere!My presence here is based on the fact that this is a porn board,and that I have performed in and directed adult movies.This board is also a very entertaining place to be,"funny"I think would be the best way to describe a lot of what transpires here.Okay, now here is where our difference of opinion jumps off.
You don't know me.Yet you feel completely comfortable making judgments about things you know nothing about,and calling it criticism of my posts,then you consider it rude when I say something thats not nice in response?
1)Most days my life is pretty good.I am not currently active in the industry,but I have found another legal way to make pretty good money without lifting anything heavy or getting dirty.I also worked quite frequently in porn.I believe I was fortunate to have that opportunity cause I am really just a regular guy(I was fueling aircraft at van nuys jetport when Lucky Starr put me on)
2)I have sex with beautiful women I did before porn,I did during porn and I do now.I have sisters and never refer to women as bitches(is this not the place to discuss that sort of thing?)
3)I am open to criticism.Have you noticed that the majority of my posting takes place in the cage?This is not the place to be if you are not willing to be abused in some manner.I guess I would hope that when I get picked on it would be about something that is in some way true.There are a lot of things about me that are funny that people pick on me about and I am totally okay with that.I am homophobic,yet there is footage of me appearing in a few double penetration flicks(you know there is no way to do that without touching another guys junk in someway )I swallowed my own semen in a movie one time (but I fucked the shit out of Chanel Chavez in that movie and I would do that again )
I am not delusional in any way porn is a means to an end.. It allowed me to live comfortably in Los Angeles as a single dad without having to climb in anyone's windows while they were out to feed my kid...and there are worse ways to make a living aside from having sex with beautiful women(for the most part,but not always )or holding a video camera and a cell phone..
I will rationalize the shit out of something If thats what I need to do to be okay with it.. and if you notice sometimes I will do a complete 180 on something that I stood firmly on ten minutes ago...
There is a lot better material to poke at me with than,"There is that black guy,criminal,welfare recipient" over and over again derailing every thread I post in.I am also VERY loyal to my friends and not likely to stand by and watch them be attacked.
Seems to me as if some are willing to pollute this board chasing me around with taunts(which is okay with me if you got nothing better to do but just seems kinda lame)when there is funny stuff to post about even about me... remind me to post about the scene I did with the cute little chicky who didnt know she shouldn't have flushed her colon half an hr before our scene and the couch that got destroyed at Ariel's house
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Bishop, why do you have Chairman Mao tattooed on your torso?



See? now thats funny!!
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I was gonna say Kim Jung-Il, but I think you're right.



No, you are correct.When North Korea gets this whole"intercontinental ballastic missle thing" worked out and takes over the world you will see I was ahead of the curve on this
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#416404 - 04/15/09 09:50 AM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
For a negro you sure are verbose.
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#416405 - 04/15/09 10:01 AM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
Bishop Offline
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Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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For a negro you sure are verbose.


...and this? Is almost funny but who the fuck still uses"verbose"? When is the last time you heard that in a rap record???
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#416406 - 04/15/09 10:25 AM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
I'm surprised you know what the word means.
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#416407 - 04/15/09 04:55 PM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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For a negro you sure are verbose.


...and this? Is almost funny but who the fuck still uses"verbose"? When is the last time you heard that in a rap record???




Seems it would fit in well to me ! verbose, morose, comatose, bellicose, coast to coast, fried like toast, I like to boast, rump roast etc.......... but ...then ....what the fuck do I know abut rap ?
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#416408 - 04/15/09 07:31 PM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Donkey has no equal Croc, for this we are all grateful.
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#416409 - 04/15/09 07:54 PM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Hey Lance. Is there a Canadian equivalent?
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#416410 - 04/15/09 08:43 PM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Hard to say, he's a unique guy. We do have a bunch of social handgrenades and suitcase pimps. But they generally don't last very long.
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#416411 - 04/15/09 10:08 PM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




Oh gawd, I HATE shooting in that house. That house up the long, winding dusty canyon that once belonged to Captain and Tennille.




Jesus, this is what happens when you get ink on a male porn star's budget, they made my grand boo boo look like an asian dictator.
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#416412 - 04/15/09 10:58 PM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
JAGnLA Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Wow, Bishop, is that really Kim Jung-Il? You've got to explain that to me sometime!

I wonder what exactly it is that riles all of you people. There are certainly more abrasive or incendiary characters on here. Is it because he's actually doing these women you pretend to hate so much? Is it race-related?

Really, I'm not making accusations here. I'm far from a regular and my searches thus far just have not shown any reason for the bile.

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#416413 - 04/15/09 11:22 PM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
JAG, people try to lump Bishop in with Brian Pumper or Ryan Knox and he is far removed from them. These people don't know how the search function works.

If you use it, also look up user Nosey or Nosy. We had a lot of fun with that back in the day.

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#416414 - 04/16/09 09:38 AM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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JAG, people try to lump Bishop in with Brian Pumper or Ryan Knox and he is far removed from them. These people don't know how the search function works.

If you use it, also look up user Nosey or Nosy. We had a lot of fun with that back in the day.


Hey Bornyo and Pops,How's it going? JAG, I think I am finally beginning to grasp the reason for some of the fire I catch... I believe that.. well I'm starting to think that... wait a minute let me gather myself...... (baby steps,baby steps)..... I think they just don't like me
Look how quick everybody ran over to Bornyo's fight thread.. Bornyo has ripped more asses than a twelve-inch diameter enema hose but they like him...
I am glad this has come up though because it will give me a chance to say something that I am sure will touch off a firestorm You guys feel free to respond as you see fit,I know Brian Surewood,Brian Pumper,Ryan Knox and Kurt Lockwood personally and despite the fact that they have not gotten any love on this board(I'll admit that was due partly to their reactions to the ribbing that is unavoidable here,except for Surewood)In real life where it counts? It would be real hard to find a nicer bunch of guys to sit down and have a beer with.They are friendly funny and affiable,each and every one of em'
It's okay though I am going to go masturbate with photos of Marley Mason's ass.That always makes me feel better


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#416415 - 04/16/09 10:10 AM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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It's okay though I am going to go masturbate with photos of Marley Mason's ass.That always makes me feel better





Let me guess, you need a new material for those works of art you are sculpting from your abundant supply of ejaculate covered tissues....
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#416416 - 04/16/09 10:35 AM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses





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Look how quick everybody ran over to Bornyo's fight thread.. Bornyo has ripped more asses than a twelve-inch diameter enema hose but they like him...




@ Bornyo... I gotta admit it gave me wood when he came after me...




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#416417 - 04/17/09 12:20 AM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
El Kabong Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 765
Loc: Tralfamadore
Fuck yeah! It's good to see Bishop back!
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#416418 - 04/17/09 08:54 AM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Fuck yeah! It's good to see Bishop back!


Well I'll be damned if Sherman and Peabody haven't fired up the wayback machine... Hey El Kabong,What's happening?


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#416419 - 04/18/09 01:54 AM Re: Hey Bitches, Come and Get me....
El Kabong Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 765
Loc: Tralfamadore
Its happenin' at least as far as being stuck in fuckin' Utah County Utah..... talk about constantly wanting to taste the end of a shotgun. Things are so fucked here. No wonder we gave the world Belladonna.
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