Fast food restaurant inspection. Alex's talents are limitless.

Alex, just call the 800 number and say you had to wait and got an ugly burrito. There's some intern on a morning radio show here who they make fun of cause he's always saying how he calls those numbers and gets free stuff. They probably would have sent you free stuff if you hadn't acted like a lunatic. As it is, they probably feel like it's their responsibility to ignore you. They don't want to encourage anger.

You'll be lucky if you get back a letter asking if you're sure your watch was set to the right time.