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#416227 - 04/14/09 12:43 PM
A Poem About Marley Mason
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Marley Mason has inspired me to write a poem.I hope you enjoy it 
(with apologies to dr.seuss who was a genius)
Marley Mason's ass you see,is just the perfect ass for me.
Oh yes I'd wax it in a tree,I'd wax that ass and dance with glee,I wish she'd give that ass to me.
That yard she's got is really bangin',I'd hit that ass and we'd be hangin'
I bet when she walks them cheeks be jangling,when I see her pics my cock I'm strangling.
I'd use both hands to grip that ass,and then I'd hit it hard and fast.
She would cum first and I would cum last.
If Marley let me hit that ass... 
Thank you Marley for helping me discover yet another talent that I was unaware that I had..
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#416230 - 04/14/09 04:29 PM
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#416231 - 04/14/09 04:36 PM
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Croc... any thoughts on that reply?.
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#416232 - 04/14/09 04:41 PM
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#416233 - 04/14/09 04:49 PM
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Fiend.. it's not Friday night.. off your knees boi.
Have a lil self respect, yes?.
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#416235 - 04/14/09 05:12 PM
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No.. Quote:
it's not.
Now the big question is.. knee burns or hurt feelings?.
Mix and match either or, yes?.
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#416236 - 04/14/09 05:22 PM
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#416237 - 04/14/09 05:24 PM
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#416238 - 04/14/09 06:58 PM
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#416240 - 04/14/09 07:17 PM
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So am I watching or do you just think that?
Careful how you answer that because Corksters world might just shatter like his glass jaw if he were to ever step to me. heh
Nothin but love, Corky.
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#416241 - 04/14/09 07:52 PM
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#416242 - 04/14/09 07:59 PM
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Registered: 01/26/09
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Oh Bish, stop it! You're making me blush and I didn't think that was possible any more! 
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#416243 - 04/14/09 08:38 PM
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#416244 - 04/15/09 04:22 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Inspired by Bishop's poem, I let my creativity run free and came up with the following.
Marley
A tale of so many, who came and will come
To the Valley of Sin, Sex and Whoredom
All the way to the West, young Marley came
To flee from real life and to avoid the shame
For young Marley was lazy, stupid and fat
And the trailer park she lived at, didn't like that
Being in LA, all alone and blue
It was eating too much that Marley turned to
Having spent all the money she stole from her dad
She started a career, taking strangers to bed
Making a name for herself all around town
As The Pudgy Lil' Kid, that easy went down
Time was spent by eating and whoring
And Marley got restless, this was rather boring
After a row, her pimp told her this:
"You need to step up, get your snatch in the biz"
After showing her rolls at all studios around
Her unappetizing body finally hit ground
After careful inspection of fold after fold
Marley got hired; 'Muffin Tops' it was called
So started the path to stardom with ease
Even if it came with some nasty disease
Next step, of course, was takin' black cock
Because Marley knew that from her days on the block
After a scene, some co-star told Marley:
"Grow yourself a bush, your cunt just looks gnarly"
With a few scenes under her belt, Marley decided
"I need more attention, or I won't be invited"
"By posting at XPT, a blog and MySpace,
I will be soon ahead in the race"
This is Marley's story so far
I'll write more later and it might be bizarre
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#416246 - 04/15/09 04:51 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Sorry, freestylah. Lurking on my blog and/or myspace hasn't helped you get the inside scoop of my life. Maybe you could get electro do find out the facts.
Here's a few things you should know.
I am from the west. Dummy.
Growing up, we had more than enough and all I had to do was ask.
Black dick was first, second scene was a white dick.
I was booked for Muffin Tops over the phone sight-unseen. Jim Lane heard about me and got my number.
A shooter who ended up shooting me about 4 times so far told me to grow out my pussy hair. And it has made me a lot of money.
I keep a blog because I would keep a journal anyways. I started posting here because of the Manuel Ferrara/Mick Blue imposter and stuck around to weigh in on some issues.
I graduated highschool early. I had taken multiple college courses before the age of 16, and tested at the 95th percentile in all those CA standardized tests. I've lived in the same apartment since I moved here 3 years ago, never been late or short on rent. Fat by pornwhore standards maybe, but not lazy or stupid in any way.
Now before you retort by saying I'm stupid for fucking on camera... I'm sorry you don't have the same urges as me, so you wouldn't understand.
If you have any questions you should really just ask me directly because your lurking hasn't been very educational for you...
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#416247 - 04/15/09 04:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Where about do you mean when you say the west?
Not trying to be snarky but I live on the east coast. Anything west of Ohio is "the west" in my mind.
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#416248 - 04/15/09 05:06 PM
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Registered: 01/26/09
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California. Can't get much more West than that in the continental US. My whole point is that he was trying to make a funny. With "facts" made from inference. It's ok, he just wants some attention... 
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#416249 - 04/16/09 07:00 AM
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Any truth to the rumor that you came up with your name after an entire day of telling Ryan Knox's dick to get up, stand up?
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#416251 - 04/16/09 08:41 AM
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#416252 - 04/16/09 09:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Quote:
Any truth to the rumor that you came up with your name after an entire day of telling Ryan Knox's dick to get up, stand up?
Nice one, TUP
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#416253 - 04/16/09 10:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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ahahaha! No, I'm sooo glad I've never had to deal with a limpie on set!
Sorry but ...
(^Your BF?)
Remember 2 weeks ago when you PM'd saying were gonna quit the board?... Yeah, umm, don't dish if you can't take..
I would never peg a girl like you to not loove Soft Serve. Now click and go say 3 nice things about him. He's a nice guy.
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Now before you retort by saying I'm stupid for fucking on camera... I'm sorry you don't have the same urges as me, so you wouldn't understand.
So I was at 7-11 the other day, just so happened to be wearing a tube top. I asked the man behind the counter for a grape Swisher. As he was ringing it up he had the hugest smile on his face, I couldn't figure out why. So then I went outside and felt a slight breeze on my nipple... My left titty had popped out of my tube top and I didn't even notice!
 Ok, not stupid for fucking on camera. But very for being embarrased of your tit popping out while YOU, (a PW, who has tons of nude pics on the internet, ect.) goes out to buy a Swisher... I mean really, who hasn't seen it... 
So fucking what! Apu always stares at my tits @ 7-11 but I don't get embarrased, just scared a little.
OH and by the way, you didn't thank Freestylah for the poem he wrote you.... <3,
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#416254 - 04/16/09 12:10 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.
Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
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#416255 - 04/16/09 12:26 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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That explains you always asking me about Freestooge. Creepy. You mean, I didn't thank you for that poem. I told him/you a while ago... I would never say thank you to such an asswipe like you, sweetie! FAIL? On what? I was answering a question. I've never met Ryan Knox, and my boyfriend doesn't have a perm, silly. He has dreads... pretty much the complete opposite. Like bob marley!  I never said I was going to quit the board, and you're not the only one I send PMs to... I recall saying "keep in touch" or "I won't be posting as much" or something like that. And that was because I don't need to be here to defend my body. I see you've moved on and are trying something new. Good for you, change is healthy. Either way: [electrostaph] MAJOR BITCH MOVE [/electrostaph] I would never tell about your psychobabble PMs! Wait, who's Gia's alt ID again? I was embarrassed at 7-11 because I'm a normal person. I get naked on camera but that doesn't mean I walk around in plastic heels with my tits and ass hanging out everywhere all the time. Like I said, Electro/Free, I actually like(d) you at one point but you are just searching and searching for something. It's not working. I dignify your posts with replies, and that should be enough for you. Seriously.
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#416257 - 04/17/09 08:12 AM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Registered: 12/28/05
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I would never tell about your psychobabble PMs!
Wait, who's Gia's alt ID again?
Marley you are one smart and sexy cookie 
....thank you for making my morning....I will respond to your PM later, gotta get ready for work. Have a good one.
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#416259 - 04/17/09 09:42 AM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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#416260 - 04/17/09 10:00 AM
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Registered: 12/26/07
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Can't we just all get along?
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#416261 - 04/17/09 10:38 AM
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Registered: 01/26/09
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Actually I get along with almost everyone here, even people who fight with eachother... but I don't think that was directed at me in particular.
Some people just find their humor in the saddest places. Unlike them, I'm out living my life instead of holed up in my mother's basement and/or mud hut, sitting in front of a computer screen all day and night...
Advice to xpt losers: Get outside, do something productive. Post from your phone!
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#416262 - 04/17/09 11:05 AM
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#416264 - 04/17/09 11:21 AM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Registered: 01/26/09
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Cliff Notes:
Bishop writes cute poem.
Electro comes in with her written diarrhea all over the place
Random back-and-forth with Lou
Freestylah comes in with a misinformed poem that was a nice try, but lame.
I correct a few points.
TUP makes the only funny in the whole thread.
Electro joins again to fight Freestylah's battle for him.
I share my freestatic conspiracy theory, which was a joke.
Apparently I've lost my mind.
"can't we all get along"
Get out and live your life.
Monkey joins the discussion.
That's it for now!
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#416268 - 04/17/09 03:29 PM
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#416269 - 04/17/09 03:43 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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lol no Lou I meant your random back and forth banter with electard...
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#416270 - 04/17/09 03:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Quote:
Marley
A tale of so many, who came and will come
To the Valley of Sin, Sex and Whoredom
All the way to the West, young Marley came
To flee from real life and to avoid the shame
For young Marley was lazy, stupid and fat
And the trailer park she lived at, didn't like that
Being in LA, all alone and blue
It was eating too much that Marley turned to
Having spent all the money she stole from her dad
She started a career, taking strangers to bed
Making a name for herself all around town
As The Pudgy Lil' Kid, that easy went down
Time was spent by eating and whoring
And Marley got restless, this was rather boring
After a row, her pimp told her this:
"You need to step up, get your snatch in the biz"
After showing her rolls at all studios around
Her unappetizing body finally hit ground
After careful inspection of fold after fold
Marley got hired; 'Muffin Tops' it was called
So started the path to stardom with ease
Even if it came with some nasty disease
Next step, of course, was takin' black cock
Because Marley knew that from her days on the block
After a scene, some co-star told Marley:
"Grow yourself a bush, your cunt just looks gnarly"
With a few scenes under her belt, Marley decided
"I need more attention, or I won't be invited"
"By posting at XPT, a blog and MySpace,
I will be soon ahead in the race"
This is Marley's story so far
I'll write more later and it might be bizarre
How many cocks does a girl have to suck around here to get a lovely poem written to her?...
About 3434589705 blacks and 2 white ones.... 
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#416271 - 04/17/09 04:00 PM
Re: A Poem For Electrostatic
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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How many cocks does a girl have to suck around here to get a lovely poem written to her?...
None!
She walks in beauty
She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.
One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o'er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling place.
And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!
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#416272 - 04/17/09 05:01 PM
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Registered: 01/26/09
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RIP thread. 
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#416274 - 04/17/09 05:11 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Of course, Bish... and it was awesome.
She just needs attention. Taking multiple shits all over xpt is her way of getting it.
Don't worry.
WE'RE WATCHING.
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#416275 - 04/17/09 05:24 PM
Re: A Poem For Electrostatic
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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None!
She walks in beauty
She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.
One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o'er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling place.
And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!
Thanks, it's lovely. 
PS. Thanks Lou, you helped me prove a point. 
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#416276 - 04/17/09 05:27 PM
Re: A Poem For Electrostatic
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
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And your point would be...that you could fuck up a wet dream?
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#416277 - 04/17/09 05:30 PM
Re: A Poem For Electrostatic
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#416278 - 04/17/09 05:32 PM
Re: A Poem For Electrostatic
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Please, tell us what point Lou helped to prove by misunderstanding my post?
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#416280 - 04/17/09 05:43 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Dear Electropsycho,
You keep failing miserably and...
The End.
Continue your Thread Derailment.
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#416281 - 04/17/09 05:45 PM
Re: A Poem For Electrostatic
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Registered: 12/13/03
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I guess I should thank you too Electro, for pissing all over my thread instead of starting your own.
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#416282 - 04/17/09 05:57 PM
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#416283 - 04/17/09 06:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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It's friday night on the alternating weekend. She's farmed all the kids out to their respective daddies. She'll be around all weekend. At least the children won't be around to be abused.
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#416285 - 04/17/09 06:11 PM
Re: A Poem For Marley Mason
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Yeah she is normally unbalanced. Though usually she has kids screaming at her from the playpen in which she throws them. Unwrapping and tossing them fruit roll-ups keeps her occupied. But every other weekend the various dads show up to pick up the kids and drop off a check (if they're working) and she gets xpt diarrhea.
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#416286 - 04/17/09 06:15 PM
Re: A Poem For Marley Mason
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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My god,I may need to start penciling in those fridays and going bowling or something...
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#416288 - 04/17/09 07:02 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Imagine what you/electro must look like.
YOU know what I look like, everyone here does.
Like its so hard to find pictures of random women and say they are you. Yeah that's real trickery right there.  You never had any comments from people actually saying they really knew you, and all your comments were from strangers. You can tell alot from Myspace ya know, with it's high technology and all. 
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#416289 - 04/17/09 10:50 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Porn Jesus
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#416290 - 04/18/09 09:31 AM
Re: A Poem For Electrostatic
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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#416291 - 04/18/09 10:25 AM
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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#416293 - 04/18/09 12:26 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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I already knew. But I said thanks, it's the thought that counts. (that he looked it up and all) I said thanks something that isn't in a PW's vocabulary, right Gia? Right Marley??
And when I say all that matters, I mean, I don't care if the rest of you think I'm a guy, he knows I'm not, and obviously people in my RL know...
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#416294 - 04/18/09 12:40 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Let's face it. You're a high school dropout orphan who didn't even recognize a famous poem.
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#416295 - 04/18/09 12:50 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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I already knew. But I said thanks, it's the thought that counts. (that he looked it up and all)
yeah that 0.06 seconds really took effort. what a romantic. LOL. fuck, I expel more effort during a gassy moment. are you that lacking in attention from others that a C+P job gets your panties moist?
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And when I say all that matters, I mean, I don't care if the rest of you think I'm a guy, he knows I'm not
retcon. that's not what you meant. shut the fuck up. I believe you are a chick, a lost lonely loser one that no one would pay any mind to "IRL" and is hard up enough to seek out admiration & attention from some random person on a porn board, but still a chick.
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#416297 - 04/18/09 01:12 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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That's rich coming from someone who doesn't even know where her kids are.
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#416298 - 04/18/09 01:14 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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ah, you know nothing, I asked about YOUR parents... They don't even know where their kid is or what she does... Do they even care?
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#416299 - 04/18/09 01:19 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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They don't know I did porn or stripped. I prefer it that way, and btw, I just talked to them yesterday. Now go have fun finding my dad's address so you can send him some gia jordan clips. Stalking is what you do best. Like you did with Ashli Orion.
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#416301 - 04/18/09 01:40 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Nah. Just stalked her on myspace relentlessly.
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#416302 - 04/18/09 01:42 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Really? Your version, Ms. electro?
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#416304 - 04/18/09 02:25 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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::crickets::
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#416306 - 04/18/09 02:41 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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I KNEW IT!!!!I was SO getting a creepy stalker psycopath vibe off of this chic!Look at the fucking photoshit stuff she keeps posting and tell me that shit doesn't look like a ransom note... And the way she jumps from thread to thread screaming "LOOK AT ME!!!" like she can't even control her self.Kinda like that stalker astronaut chick that drove cross country without even stopping to use a restroom.. Electro'please tell me you get up from the screen to use the toilet and wash... Tell me you are not sitting there in an adult diaper or some shit...
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#416307 - 04/18/09 03:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Gia: Quote:
Let's face it. You're a high school dropout orphan who didn't even recognize a famous poem.
Did you? Without having to look it up?
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#416309 - 04/18/09 09:55 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Have a nice day. I know I will!
yeah, enjoy googling love poems for some busted whore with an ashli orion fixation, with the goal of cybersexing her up. sounds like a blast, romeo. keep comin' to the rescue dutch boy.
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#416312 - 04/18/09 11:07 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Where do you think she got her binky from?
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#416317 - 04/19/09 11:50 AM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Rescue? Your snipe was as much addressed to me as to electrostatic.
LOL. No it fucking wasn't. I was calling her on how low she sets the bar if all it takes was a general net search to put stars in her eyes. read it again:
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yeah that 0.06 seconds really took effort. what a romantic. LOL. fuck, I expel more effort during a gassy moment. are you that lacking in attention from others that a C+P job gets your panties moist?
retcon. that's not what you meant. shut the fuck up. I believe you are a chick, a lost lonely loser one that no one would pay any mind to "IRL" and is hard up enough to seek out admiration & attention from some random person on a porn board, but still a chick.
No matter how much you wanna dazzle stalkerette (all googling aside) with your rapier wit and come to her defense, again, it was all about her.
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#416321 - 04/19/09 03:30 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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here is a more fitting google for the love birds
MAKING LOVE OUT OF NOTHING AT ALL
I know just how to whisper
And I know just how to cry
I know just where I find the answers
And I know just how to lie
I know just how to fake it
And I know just how to scheme
I know just when to face the truth
And then I know just when to dream
And I know just where I touch you
And I know just what to prove
I know when to pull you closer
And I know when to let you loose
And I know the night is fading
And I know the time's gonna fly
And I'm never gonna tell you everything I gotta tell you
But I know I've got to give it a try
And I know the roads to riches
And I know the ways to pain
I know all the rules and then I know how to break'em
And then I always know the name of the game
But I don't know how to leave you
And I'll never let you fall
And I don't know how you do it
Making love out of nothing at all
Making love
Out of nothing at all
Making love
Out of nothing at all
Making love
Out of nothing at all
Making love
Out of nothing at all
Making love
Out of nothing at all
Making love
Out of nothing at all
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#416323 - 04/19/09 03:40 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Obviously, if I said that I recognized it, I didn't have to look it up. I'd expect Darrah to ask me that; not someone fairly bright like yourself.
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#416324 - 04/19/09 03:45 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Clear. Thanks for the explanation & the compliment!
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#416325 - 04/19/09 06:30 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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LOL! Quote:
here is a more fitting google for the love birds
MAKING LOVE OUT OF NOTHING AT ALL
I know just how to whisper
And I know just how to cry
I know just where I find the answers
And I know just how to lie
I know just how to fake it
And I know just how to scheme
I know just when to face the truth
And then I know just when to dream
And I know just where I touch you
And I know just what to prove
I know when to pull you closer
And I know when to let you loose
And I know the night is fading
And I know the time's gonna fly
And I'm never gonna tell you everything I gotta tell you
But I know I've got to give it a try
And I know the roads to riches
And I know the ways to pain
I know all the rules and then I know how to break'em
And then I always know the name of the game
But I don't know how to leave you
And I'll never let you fall
And I don't know how you do it
Making love out of nothing at all
Making love
Out of nothing at all
Making love
Out of nothing at all
Making love
Out of nothing at all
Making love
Out of nothing at all
Making love
Out of nothing at all
Making love
Out of nothing at all
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#416326 - 04/20/09 02:14 AM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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Explain, please. I'm very interested in reading something entertaining from uninformed people.
I think you can figure it out for yourself. 
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#416327 - 04/22/09 05:43 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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ahahaha! No, I'm sooo glad I've never had to deal with a limpie on set!
Be also glad that you don't know who the fuck you're talking about, dumb whore. Sucking up to these idiots won't improve your chances of survival.
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#416328 - 04/22/09 05:50 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Did you find the words "limpie on set!"
When you were searching your name or was it an accident?
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#416329 - 04/22/09 07:49 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Ryan, sweetie... I have nothing against you. If I wanted to suck up to people here, it wouldn't be the random posters, it would be Jeff, Malice, and people who actually matter and can do something for me.
You're right, I don't know you. So don't take it all personal, silly.
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#416330 - 04/22/09 07:56 PM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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The shoe fit. He is wearing it.
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#416331 - 04/23/09 07:08 AM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I guess we can rule out wooden shoes then.
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#416332 - 04/24/09 05:14 AM
Re: A Poem About Marley Mason
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