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Thank you Marley for helping me discover yet another talent that I was unaware that I had..

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Thank you Marley for helping me discover yet another talent that I was unaware that I had..

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Yet another? Can you name 3 other talents you think you have? Running, dancing, rapping and committing crimes don't count. Thanks.

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I'd wager that you are not capable of any of those things so I believe that they are talents,shit-talking username.Let me guess,YOU most likely sculpt works of art from your abundant supply of ejaculate covered tissues.....

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Thank you Marley for helping me discover yet another talent that I was unaware that I had..

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Yet another? Can you name 3 other talents you think you have? Running, dancing, rapping and committing crimes don't count. Thanks.

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.. it's not Friday night..

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It's not?!...




In that case...






Off ya go...

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it's not.

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OMG bishop I looooooove it!!!!!!!

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Hey Marley... How are YOU doooooIN? Ya know,your ass is seriously off the chain and looking at it just made these thoughts start swirling in my head... it was crazy.That was my first poem ever, but if I keep looking at your ass? I might write a book or something
Please tell me you are coming down to florida for erotica... I cook a wicked stir-fry,marinated chicken and fresh vegetables,wok-ed but still firm and taut.. kinda like, well you know...

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Now the big question is.. knee burns or hurt feelings?.
Mix and match either or, yes?.

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Feelings?! Lou, methinks you know better, yes?


NOW The BIGGER question is... You've been lately?



Yes?



Yes.


edit: Lou, you don't write me poems anymore...

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Now the big question is.. knee burns or hurt feelings?.
Mix and match either or, yes?.

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Feelings?! Lou, methinks you know better, yes?


NOW The BIGGER question is... You've been lately?



Yes?



Yes.


edit: Lou, you don't write me poems anymore...

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So am I watching or do you just think that?

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You are watching and based on the last PM we exchanged....

Dont ever think I AM NOT watching....

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Careful how you answer that because Corksters world might just shatter like his glass jaw if he were to ever step to me. heh

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You fuckin' tease!... You, me, shattered glass... Hot... Wait, are you watching?

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Oh Bish, stop it! You're making me blush and I didn't think that was possible any more!

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How are you around kids?

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ahahaha! No, I'm sooo glad I've never had to deal with a limpie on set!

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And with that ass?You never will

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Any truth to the rumor that you came up with your name after an entire day of telling Ryan Knox's dick to get up, stand up?

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ahahaha! No, I'm sooo glad I've never had to deal with a limpie on set!

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Sorry but ...

(^Your BF?)

Remember 2 weeks ago when you PM'd saying were gonna quit the board?... Yeah, umm, don't dish if you can't take..
I would never peg a girl like you to not loove Soft Serve. Now click and go say 3 nice things about him. He's a nice guy.

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Now before you retort by saying I'm stupid for fucking on camera... I'm sorry you don't have the same urges as me, so you wouldn't understand.

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So I was at 7-11 the other day, just so happened to be wearing a tube top. I asked the man behind the counter for a grape Swisher. As he was ringing it up he had the hugest smile on his face, I couldn't figure out why. So then I went outside and felt a slight breeze on my nipple... My left titty had popped out of my tube top and I didn't even notice!

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Ok, not stupid for fucking on camera. But very for being embarrased of your tit popping out while YOU, (a PW, who has tons of nude pics on the internet, ect.) goes out to buy a Swisher... I mean really, who hasn't seen it...

So fucking what! Apu always stares at my tits @ 7-11 but I don't get embarrased, just scared a little.


OH and by the way, you didn't thank Freestylah for the poem he wrote you.... <3,

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You mean, I didn't thank you for that poem. I told him/you a while ago... I would never say thank you to such an asswipe like you, sweetie!

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Like I said, Electro/Free, I actually like(d) you at one point but you are just searching and searching for something. It's not working. I dignify your posts with replies, and that should be enough for you. Seriously.

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I would never tell about your psychobabble PMs!
Wait, who's Gia's alt ID again?

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Marley you are one smart and sexy cookie
....thank you for making my morning....I will respond to your PM later, gotta get ready for work. Have a good one.

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You dignify someone's post? How? With what dignity?
Girl, your dignity has been extracted a while ago. Don't bother to look for it, it ain't there.

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Free, you might want to pump your brakes...

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You dignify someone's post? How? With what dignity?
Girl, your dignity has been extracted a while ago. Don't bother to look for it, it ain't there.

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Heh... This coming from someone who doesn't even have the gusto to show their face on a porn board.

I can only imagine what you/electro must look like.




ps: glad you caught that, Gyps. I didn't think anybody did... the answer is just hilarious.

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ahahaha! No, I'm sooo glad I've never had to deal with a limpie on set!

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Please, I beg you! For safety's sake, don't humiliate him!
(ryan on the left)




I understand very little in this thread but I am thoroughly entertained.

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I understand very little in this thread but I am thoroughly entertained.

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I understand very little in this thread but I am thoroughly entertained.

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All aboard for the xpt express with stops in... OH MY SWEET LORD THE HUMANITY!!!

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Cliff Notes:
Bishop writes cute poem.
Electro comes in with her written diarrhea all over the place
Random back-and-forth with Lou
Freestylah comes in with a misinformed poem that was a nice try, but lame.
I correct a few points.
TUP makes the only funny in the whole thread.
Electro joins again to fight Freestylah's battle for him.
I share my freestatic conspiracy theory, which was a joke.
Apparently I've lost my mind.
"can't we all get along"
Get out and live your life.
Monkey joins the discussion.

That's it for now!

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You dignify someone's post? How? With what dignity?
Girl, your dignity has been extracted a while ago. Don't bother to look for it, it ain't there.

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Heh... This coming from someone who doesn't even have the gusto to show their face on a porn board.

I can only imagine what you/electro must look like.

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YOU know what I look like, everyone here does. Sure I don't look as good as YOU do, but that's OK... Freestylah is hot. I think you're rather pissy I'm the only one who has seen what he looks like. Being ANON on a porn board can be a good thing, and he's certainly not the only one.. Right?...


Also, stop being so ohblah make up your mind about my true identity. Am I: Freestylah, Monkey, Gia?...


PS. @ Smelly Monkey's post.

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Marley

A tale of so many, who came and will come
To the Valley of Sin, Sex and Whoredom

All the way to the West, young Marley came
To flee from real life and to avoid the shame

For young Marley was lazy, stupid and fat
And the trailer park she lived at, didn't like that

Being in LA, all alone and blue
It was eating too much that Marley turned to

Having spent all the money she stole from her dad
She started a career, taking strangers to bed

Making a name for herself all around town
As The Pudgy Lil' Kid, that easy went down

Time was spent by eating and whoring
And Marley got restless, this was rather boring

After a row, her pimp told her this:
"You need to step up, get your snatch in the biz"

After showing her rolls at all studios around
Her unappetizing body finally hit ground

After careful inspection of fold after fold
Marley got hired; 'Muffin Tops' it was called

So started the path to stardom with ease
Even if it came with some nasty disease

Next step, of course, was takin' black cock
Because Marley knew that from her days on the block

After a scene, some co-star told Marley:
"Grow yourself a bush, your cunt just looks gnarly"

With a few scenes under her belt, Marley decided
"I need more attention, or I won't be invited"

"By posting at XPT, a blog and MySpace,
I will be soon ahead in the race"

This is Marley's story so far
I'll write more later and it might be bizarre

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How many cocks does a girl have to suck around here to get a lovely poem written to her?...





























About 3434589705 blacks and 2 white ones....

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How many cocks does a girl have to suck around here to get a lovely poem written to her?...

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None!


She walks in beauty

She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o'er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling place.

And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!

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RIP thread.

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You know my heart was in the right place....

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None!


She walks in beauty

She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o'er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling place.

And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!

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PS. Thanks Lou, you helped me prove a point.