Sammura did too much crack, that's what she did. Take a look at her last few posts here.

Sportswami was a wannbe porn reporter whose mouth was way bigger than his ears. I suspect he had been watching porn for no more than a few months. He made many incredibly bonehead mistakes without ever seeming to feel he ought to learn from them. The jokes about Gen's LONG LEGS comes from a Sportswami quote.

I wouldn't mind having Sportswami around if he viewed it as an opportunity to learn and was more careful about posting only things that had had some minimal confirmation (i.e. someone, somewhere, said it before - the usual standard in porn journalism) rather than total guesswork from some alternate universe.