It's true. I hate that Limp Willie has ED. I value his friendship and it's terrible that he cannot enjoy the full measure of being a virile man. I will do everything in my power to help him, including but not limited to posting erotic photos of beautiful women fellating me. If that is what it takes to give this lonely, impotent man some pleasure, I will do it. It's the least I can do, really. I mean, I get all the mouth hugs I want. Daily, in fact, when I have the time and inclination.

I want to see Limp Willie's moniker changed to Strong Like Bull Willie. I know, I know. The chances are as slim as Hailey Young, but let us hope.